At what odds?

What are the odds on that, eh.

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Just like getting married when it's raining, I guess?

or 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?

Where on earth did Alanis buy her cutlery from? Lesson learned that day - Always keep your receipt.

Gleeson now has 25,000 spoons all professing he's the greatest centre ever, now where did i put that knife

Like getting to the cash point and having your wallet stolen.

Its like stealing someones wallet at a cash point before they have put the money in!

a none smoking sign on your cigarette break ?

Or a death row pardon a minute too late.

there is nothing ironic about a no smoking sign on your cigarette break. Thats just bad luck, now if you worked in a cigarette factory and there was a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, that would be Ironic. This song is full of things that are more about bad luck than Irony.When she sang that song she proved that Americans really don't understand Irony.

Ed Bryne did a gig based on this song

I think you mean Ed Byrne.

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She's Canadian. But I take your point.