Knighthoods, MBE's CBE's etc etc

apologies if any of mine have been mentioned already.

1) women in supermarkets who wait until they have packed all their stuff before looking for their means of payment.
2) people who drive over causeway bridge at 7.30 am leaving town, thinking it's ok to be in the left hand lane and then cut me up to head up chester road.
3) Audi drivers

James Corden and Paddy Mcguiness.
The fact that everybody in the country knows which town Kerry Katona hails from.
People who make millions despite being garbage at their chosen professions. Michael Caine (can't act) and Robbie Savage (can't play football) being two prime examples.

The sound of high heels scraping against the underside of a transit van roof.

hmmm......

big fat Bitches in B&Q who moan to their balding short ar$ed husbands as to "why do people bring children to places like this if they are going to Cry all the time"

its a good job the misuss only told me that after we got out of B&Q other wise I'd have marched back in told the fat fecker. that "if she Wasnt too obese to be poked by her husband and have kids of her own she'd feckin well know that we arent allowed to leave two year olds at home alone sat in front of coronation street with a plate of pork pies and diet coke each. and if she wasnt so fat we could navigate our trolley down the aisles quicker and get our crying children home..

next time i might just karate chop my crying kids then scream at them to "shut the feck up as the fat lady cant concentrate on buying cheap tat for her bungalow"...and see if that meets with her approval.

Please a note to anyone without children:
Babies crying isnt a sound parents enjoy we have mostly been listening to it all day some lard ar$e that has heard it for five minutes is living a dream believe me.

sometimes I'm just looking for an argument when someone tuts in my earshot if my children are crying in public....go on do it .....DO IT...!!!!!

hmmmmm could be glandular................

Who you porking, Bunny De La Cruz?

I'm wearing them mate !

Loosing a Wheel Trim off mi Car!!aaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhhh.
Really winds me up not many places sell them in ones either.


Men who wear High heels..

Hi Vis vests and hard hats when they are not needed
Radio 1 DJs who think they're cool and they aint
Jamie Cullum, the BBC seem to think he is cool
Rap music
People who when there's a gap in between them and the one in front will speed up so you can't get in and slow down after so you can't get behind them.
Posh folk
Tories
Cher Lloyd
Pretentious facebook users 'woop woop 4 weeks till 'insert somewhere exotic' or spends all their night miserable on a night. out until the camera for facebook comes out and start jumping all over the place 'yeah I'm having a good time honest'.
People who say Haitch instead of Aitch and think your common for saying aitch.
Salespeople who geniunely believe you give a toss about their product after you've told em it's a load of pap.
Insurance companies who love to rip you off.
Any programme with celebrities.
David Cameron
Justin Lee Collins
Justin Lee Collins voice
Any show with Justin Lee Collins
Bring Back 'Insert Show Name' with Justin Lee Collins
Ricky Gervais
Stephen Merchant
Tories
Any comedian who rises to fame in the UK and gets a small part in a film and tries to crack America and fails.
Customers who waste my time asking for quotes for work they do not intend to have done
Really loud Cockneys
Scouse lads who are sheep wearing all the same gear 'black, grey, white or dark blue clothing' and it has to be North Face.
Tories
The go compare adverts, confused.com, compare the market.com
The fact radio stations say they play the best mix yet continue to play the same 100 songs year after year
Radio DJs who have that same generic voice, a bit like Keith Chegwin
People who call Rugby Union 'Rugby'
Tories
People from ethnic backgrounds who believe they didn't get their job/promotion because of their race and sue and get compensation, couldn't give a toss what race people are it's obvious they weren't the best candidate.
Tory cuts
X Factor sob stories
Over paid footballers
Matthew Wright and his crap TV show where he asks stupid questions just to get a reaction 'should be forget about the people who died in WW2 and move on? 'should we change all the schools in the UK to Islam Schools' 'should we give £1,000,000 to people who commit murder' just really stupid questions. I mad that last one up by the way
Big, fat polititians who make no difference whatsoever and cream off the taxpayer
People on TV shows who talk about Celebrities as if they know them
Corronation Street

Takes deep breath in

Not much then?

I get a little irritated by cress, what's the point. I just can't see how it enhances any meal.

Sprinkling parsley on food does it for me, if its cooked in to enhance the flavour then fair enough but id prefer my food not to look like its got hedge clippings on it

Celebrity chefs, who adopt a 'Hunchback of Notre Dame' stance, when they're putting something on a plate.

Fans of celebrities, who automatically assume that they're totally innocent of any crime..."OH xxxxxxxx xxxxxxx wouldn't do that"...how would YOU know...do you know this 'star' personally?...NO

Television being chockfull of idiots selling tat, buying houses, decorating their houses

People of ALL social classes, having 'chips on their shoulders' about people from other social classes

Poker/roulette on the telly ....WHY WHY WHY? What's the ####ing point? What's next? Katie Price, Mylene (no) Klass, Timmy Mallett and Handy Andy all playing Gin Rummy, whilst Claire Sweeney and Claudia 'flipping' Winkleman play shove ha'penny??

Dominic Littlewood and Matt Allright

Deal Or No Deal.......seriously, anyone who watches this, should have their jobs/possessions/'human rights' and their vote, taken away from them

When people have surnames that are famous, and someone else calls them it...e.g. an old boss of mine was called Mainwaring, and the amount of people who asked me "where's the Captain?" and laugh their heads off, as if they're the first person in the world to crack that 'joke'.....dull ####wits