I would invest 25 million at the club and another 25 million for the rugby league benevolent fund to benefit all the injured players. A corporate box would be nice, and bring back the two pint pots!!

Pay for the building of executive boxes above the south stand terrace. Each would have a balcony and I'd bag the one next to the commentary box, where I could repeatedly shout abuse with my loudhaler about Phil Clarke that would be picked up throughout the Sky live matches.
The dancers would be damn tidy at half time.

Would £138million buy Wigan

House, Car the usual things.


Give a grand to whoever banjo's that scrote from Wigan.

138 million would buy the whole town.... and everything in it.

If we're being realistic I think the only "investment" in RL I'd be making would be the cost of a TV link up so I can watch the matches in my Las Vegas apartment.

and possibly the neighbour's leigh! haaaaaa!

absolutly nowt,,be too busy jet setting around the world..may come back to see us give wigan their yearly thrashing

I would improve facilities for all amateur clubs in Warrington - new clubhouses, improve the grass pitches, 3G pitches, gym.

Invest in Service area, Academy, U20's.

Money to RL related charities

Stadium improvements

Investment when needed for players

I'd buy Warrington Wolves from Simon Moran.

Then I'd get Phil Clarke in as Director of Rugby and statistical analysis in charge of the signings so he would bring in quality players like Hock and Tomkins. I'd also insist on us bringing Gleeson back to replace Matt King. Tony Smith would probably be unhappy about board interference so we'd part company by mutual consent with best wishes for the future and I'd get Hanley in as coach.

Also I'd buy the struggling Sale Sharks and rename them Warrington Wolves RU and play them out of the HJ in a bid to get a RU franchise up and running in Warrington and run a joint code venture like Hetherington has done with great success at Leeds.

Guarantee (daily) advertising space to all British newspapers, on the proviso of employing dedicated RL journalists. Schmooze/blackmail (dependant on my mood), Barbara Slater and Helen Boaden.

Too many sports to split my money between.

Think Everton need a bit of financial assistance more so would give a fair bit to them. Warrington - a few million for stuff like stadium expansion and pay for free coaches to all away matches.

Would also buy a Green Bay Packers season ticket which would mean I'd need a private jet aswell.