All that effort and he cant even do it properly.

Dean Richmond's numerous daily paper cuts that almost kills him springs to mind

Exactly.

Can imagine his mum pinching his cheek at the door saying "Just remember what I told you and you'll be fine, she'll love it. Write your message out on the bus, put the cardboard in your bag and just go in as normal. Pick your moment son, get your slacks down, and if I was you, I'd wallop your widge into the inside of your groin a few times, get the blood flowing like, then just go for it. Don't worry, men won't judge you, any man worth his salt will make allowances for the weather, now off you go."

It Oh so nearly worked, nearly.

Thought that myself. A bit of light relief and all that......

Should you?




Five year old sister and that... you know how these little 'uns love Grease.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

Grease was the word for us girls growing up

Methinks".

In that case, I stand corrected. You get my point though.

I never thought I'd see the day when I got pulled up on a Shakespearean misquote on here...

well two things:

1) he was running towards the wire fans so no worries.

and

2) if he has a bomb it might have caused hundreds of pounds worth of improvements.

And yes quite amusing.
Can see it being used by lowes as an excuse for the crumble.

The last act of a desperate man, though, if I admit it myself

He moved faster than Rah on the way to the try line. Seriously, he has to be the slowest person ihave ever seen.