Should be easy to prise him from Gold Coast Titans in that case.

Jeez, and I thought I had high standards! Can we vote for you to do the after-match press conferences?

sure, more than happy to.

Just don't say 'we trained well all week' - we hate that.

"You always feel pressure in this job"

"There are no easy games in Super League"

"The only way out of this is hard work"

"I'm not a quitter, I've never walked away from anything in my life and I don't intend to walk away now" [well not without a compensation payoff

"Our fans are the best in the league but they should start focusing on supporting the team when they are down, that's what a true supporter does"

He he. I love those "I'm not a quitter" comments which are typically followed by them leaving by mutual response/sacked within a month.

I saw an interview with Smith yesterday saying that he would look at reducing the numbers of players on pitch to improve excitement.

You forgot "ah yeah, y'know the players are hurting"

"im hurting, and let me tell you, those players are hurting in there as well"

ah beat me to it

"i thought there were alot of positives to take out of the game"
"were all in this together"

"We're doing it tough at the moment but we'll all come through this stronger for the experience."

"The training ground incident was just a storm in a teacup. When you get two guys going all out on the training paddock there's bound to be a bit of adrenaline flowing."

"Of course he was disappointed to be left out of the side. I'd expect nothing less of him. I don't see him leaving the stadium as a sign of dissent it shows how passionate he is."

Some of our boys had off days

We'll learn from this (I hate this the most like they're under 9s)