Again, you are showing your true 'I'm alright Jack', right wing colours/

I don't know where you have got this idea, but the NHS does not do cosmetic surgery simply for the sake of it.

I have a friend who many years ago suffered severe burns to face and body in a housefire....He received some very good treatment, via the NHS, and now 15 years on, though not fully recovered, is a massive improvement on what he was.

He admits to being truly thankful for that surgery, and vanity or not, he says his life would have been a lot more miserable but for that help....Yet, in your opinion, he should simply be grateful to be alive.

I only pray you don't require some surgery at some point in your life, and hope you don't get as heartless a consultant as you are a person...

Which one?

Woooo wordtastic,

You had me with "Hello".

8/10. Whilst 71's posts are nearly always entertaining/interesting, I'm guessing his thesaurus (sp? - irony?) is well thumbed of late, some of the big words he uses are mental. Like that episode of Friends where Joey replaces normal words with big words to the extent that it makes no sense.

I know someone who has had a boob job and a full set of nashers done on the NHS after telling them she was depressed.

She wasn't depressed although she is a bit miserable and the new boobs and teeth haven't changed this either.

MOTWYW

I don't know whether you are yanking my chain, so I'll just...

No i'm not. I could do with a bit of lipo from the love handles which is purely cosmetic but the NHS won't pay for that (or perhaps they might if i tell them it is depressing me) so if i want them done i would quite rightly need to pay for the procedure.

Quote: The All New Chester Wire " You were conspicuous by your absence through this TANCW. Only tempted out by a dig at me? Anyhow I thought you had thrown a fit of pique and were boycotting the forum because it had people posting with a sub 140 IQ or people who posted things you didn't like or, worse, people from Wolfweb. Don't you know they have set up a new site for you? www.downtothewirebeforetheyclosedwolfwe ... erthen.com Before reading that try www.istrugglesocially.com"

Quote: The All New Chester Wire " You were conspicuous by your absence through this TANCW. Only tempted out by a dig at me? Anyhow I thought you had thrown a fit of pique and were boycotting the forum because it had people posting with a sub 140 IQ or people who posted things you didn't like or, worse, people from Wolfweb. Don't you know they have set up a new site for you? www.downtothewirebeforetheyclosedwolfwe ... erthen.com Before reading that try www.istrugglesocially.com"

Now you are being disingenuous 77! I'm guessing here but I probably had the same education as your goodself and you knew exactly what I was saying. You trickster you.

Oi Simian, the one where Pirate cannot follow an argument and resorts to suggesting I am a BNP supporter, that one. I make no apology for being an admirer of Thatcherism.

Maybe when you hold your plumbs in both hands, take the risk, and work for yourself instead of toiling at the yoke of being an employee you would understand.

Lefty and TANCW alike both need cosmetic surgery to remove a chip like lesion from their respective shoulders. Don't know about depressing them but it sure as hell makes me reach for the prozac. I hope the NHS pay.