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what's E.T. short for?
Because he has little legs
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To some greatness comes naturally
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I was asked by the shop keeper why I needed 20 bottles of tipex? Big mistake.
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To some greatness comes naturally
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I have just been sacked for failing to pay attention to detail. Well I think that's what he or she said anyway..
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bloke walks into a cake shop in glasgow , looks at the wonderful array of pastries behind the counter and points at one asking the assistant , is that a cake or a merangue , to which she replied , no your right its a cake
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[quote="boz the warrior":1udbj28j]lee briers is a nice person whoooo luck at lee forming a scrum the wire bum banger[/quote:1udbj28j]
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how can you tell when a wigan girl orgasms?
she drops her pie!
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[quote="Yed":3fxi2xg8]A player who scores a hatrick in a final against the current SL champions will always have a place in Wire history[/quote:3fxi2xg8]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44838.jpg |
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Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher who got sacked?
He couldn't control his pupils.
I'll get me coat.
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What's hairy and blessed?
Brian.
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In 1980 a married couple go on there hols to america where they visit an indian colony..they see a wigwam with a sign saying memory man he`ll answer any question and he never forgets.right says the bloke i`ll have ago..HOW. .......who won the scottish fa cup final in 1890..after a few seconds thought the memory man says stirling borough beat annack rangers 1-0..thats bloody amazing and out he walks..3 months ago the couple decide to go back to america for another holiday.they go to the same place that they went to in 1980 and they go to the same indian reservation where they see that the same memory man is still going..im going back in says the bloke..How ......says the bloke.the memory man replies penalty in the 52nd minute
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one for the oldies...
whats the singer 50 cent and the singer david van day got in common???????
they`re both half a dollar
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[color=#0000FF:1a6njd9t]NOW THE WIRE![/color:1a6njd9t]
[quote="JWP":1a6njd9t]Sam looks to me to be the type who 'disconnects' halfway through a game of FIFA when getting a good hiding, and that's just not on, Sam.[/quote:1a6njd9t]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_48172.jpg |
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| Quote: sir adrian morley "one for the oldies...
whats the singer 50 cent and the singer david van day got in common???????
they`re both half a dollar'"
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[quote:3dfkgjhv][b:3dfkgjhv]scully = god wrote[/b:3dfkgjhv]:
We have the worst fans in the league. FACT.[/quote:3dfkgjhv]:33972.gif |
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i've just broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend. she was seeing someone else.
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[color=#0000FF:1a6njd9t]NOW THE WIRE![/color:1a6njd9t]
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| Quote: i hate pies "i've just broke up with my cross eyed girlfriend. she was seeing someone else.'"
that was terrible, yet somehow i still had a little giggle lol! |
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Never get too cocky
[quote="Beeston_Loiner":1v23w920]I'll go for Warrington are SH1T3! and Leeds are gonna make 'em look silly like we do to all the Pretenders in Finals..... 64th Minute when the Pressure starts to tell on the Useless TW@!
Bring on the Final![/quote:1v23w920]
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I quit my job at the helium factory...
I refused to be spoken to in that tone
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[quote="Yed":3fxi2xg8]A player who scores a hatrick in a final against the current SL champions will always have a place in Wire history[/quote:3fxi2xg8]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44838.jpg |
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| Quote: WersYourMylerGone "I quit my job at the helium factory...
I refused to be spoken to in that tone'"
Ahh, nothing like a bit of Stuart Francis.  |
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a married couple are driving along a country road when they see a skunk injured at the side of the road.the woman rushes out to pick the injured creature up when she notices the skunk shivering..its cold she shouts to her husband what shall i do with it..put it between your legs it will soon get warm down there he replies,what about the smell she replies,ah just hold its nose he says
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