Those rumours are unfounded.

You should have gone into nursing...

No doubt helped by her twin sister who stands at the back of the South stand. I don't care what people say, it WAS her

I heard those massive foam fingers were originally cast from you.

My wife sucks her thumb, I think it's a childhood thing missing her dummy etc. She's not keen on sucking things that are three times bigger.

Unfortunate choice of words...

Unlucky lad

This thumb thing, how would Jeremy Beadle (God rest his soul) have got on? Would he have used his proper hand or the little one for the measurement? Or maybe nature had it sussed and the little hand represents the flaccid state and the normal hand when he has a full blown erection?

I find that if they wake up with it in their mouth you are already halfway there to acceptance.

I'm soooo glad it wasn't just my warped mind that thought of Beadle, God rest him.

Great minds really do think alike.

What this does, is explain why for the last decade, all my ex girlfriends have called me 'donkey thumb'.

I'd hate to see the state of Cap'n Hook's penis!

thats something so wrong and so funny about that post

RIP Beadle

Start off with this first though.

Absolutely Outstanding









Suck on that

as a male nurse i would like you to retract your sugestion!

or

fools seldom differ!

But ya wife calls you needle dick...

Harsh, but in all probability fair. JWP goes on about his knackers far too much in my opinion. There's obviously an issue lurking there.

Mate, I just bit my fingernails, and it was like I'd had the snip.

This thread only worsens my inferiority complex of "small man's syndrome"

1).Unless you`re eating doing a handstand.2). Pubic hair is stronger than all other hair apart from at the folicle. 3).Pish. 4).With the patio I`ve just had done, that`s true. 5). Your heart always beats faster when you`re hiding something. 6). And on every single bacteria is a trillion minature universies. 7). Refer to 5 Blinking during conversation means lies.

. My skinn weighs 5 times more and not because I`m overweight. 9). And just as many when asleep. 10). I`ve tasted the bitter taste of divorce. Now tell me if saliva can dissolve that. Please stay away from Wikipedia

It wernt lol, i was talkin to her

Long time no speak, how are you thumb head ?

Atehehehehehehe.