You are STILL finding ways to amaze us Ash!

Hitler ? Nick Griffin? just a couple of suggestions

i was walking over bridge foot the other day and thought wouldn't it be great if we won the challenge cup and then we could rename Halo back to Mr Smiths in honour of Tony

Think me and paddy are going to halo when we get back from bradford.

is it any good for some skirt?

Try Chicago Rock, we used to have a poster called Des who said it was full of MILF's and that some of the ladies were a little "easy".

Sounds good to me lad, will you be going too?

no, i'll let you have all the ladies. My dirty lady years ended when the Showboat died.

I actually received an MBE for services to fat & ugly women in the late 90's

Being a breast man, i always find that the plumper ones have a good set on them



No shame in that my friend

they also try harder too

It's ex Man City helium filled squeeky voiced pixie - Alan Ball.

most definitely my friend.

eager to please and all that. they always do the business.

get yer wings.

17 quid and unlimited drinks
i usually passed out before i got the chance to grab a granny

The theory being that they never quite know when they'll get it next?

is that chicago rock fella?

RIP

Funnily enough I saw Des (or Ste Diggeridoo) at the Esso near Hilden Island putting £3.50 of industrial diesel into a small shiny red car. Word in Chicago Rock is that it's compensating for something but I didn't understand what they meant.

What is that other place called, it was full of the older generation?

I remember going there about 10 years or so ago and met a very accomodating lady in the mens toilets.

Ranks as one of the best half an hours ever spent in a gents toilets

Thats not a real name is it?

The older generation was at either Secrets or Penketh Conny. Rediculous nights where you never carried 3 pints from the bar because your tackle was opened to abuse. One lad got knocked unciscious by a big mirror ball & fathered 3 children before he came to. I distinclty remember arriving in Penketh Conny in a taxi about 9 o'clock to the view of a lady polishing the bionnet of some fellas car with her skirt.

I had a flashback to my successful days there Saturday lunchtime when trying to pull apart the two slices of a warm cheese toastie.

We've had that before, but still awesome stuff!

She is sadly missed - the sticky floors an all!

thats it secrets, boy what a place.

Penketh conny sounds good, is it open this friday?