What about Briers on the next train to as far away from Warrington as possible.

or at least Widnes

We may as well go the whole hog and get the players to randomly pick their positions out of a hat before they take the field - then again, if they did, could the results be any worse than the efforts at Quins?!?

my random player/position generator

1 Rauhihi
2 Morley
3 westwood
4 wood
5 monaghan
6 penny
7 clarke
8 hicks
9 briers
10 harrison
11 gleeson
12 king
13 johnson

Westwood's banned

damn this random player/position generator

I mentioned during the Catalan game that i would personally drive him to Celtic and nearly got attacked by some crazed fan in front of me

!!!

We all know Rauhihi is a winger.

Penny at half bakc is a good idea i feel

More likely Reilly.

I seem to have lost my sense of humour with the recent depressing run-someone tell me this thread is a clever wind-up?

Just heard through the grapevine,

geordie is full back on sunday,

sid packer looseforward,

ans stephen hawkins at left centre......