Can your source categorically say that they've never been in the back of a karaoke taxi off their face, teary-eyed, belting out Fix You with Mike Rush though?

No…it was The Scientist

God loves a trier, or so my Mum says.

Is this the same source that told you that Mikaele had signed for next season but didn't tell Abe the same thing?

I don’t know if he told Abe anything.
I do know reads this board.
He didn’t tell me, but he told a pal of mine.

Love it!!

My mate's dog once p155ed up a lamp post where only 3 days earlier Paul Cullen had a chat with someone who looked suspiciously like Paul Sculthorpe about signing for us on Boxing Day, honest!

So this is how Wire get around the salary cap?

As far as I am aware they would all have counted on the salary cap.

It's no secret that Mikeala's wife struggled to settle in the UK, so the club offered to bring his mother in law over to live with them, which would have meant a bigger house. I'm not sure how you'd link that to the salary cap ?

You've gone from claiming you speak to the same person as me to now saying one of your mates speaks to them. You're either a really bad liar, or someone who reads this board who also gets in your taxi is winding you up about being my contact at the club.

But if you did speak to the same person as me (or one of you're alleged mates does) how do you manage to get so much information that they tell you wrong ???

Oh, and the person I speak to doesn't, and never has been on this board to read posts. Hence why they'd never heard of you.

No, I am Spartacus.

No I'm Simon Moran!

The persistent desperation to appear "in the know" is usually indicative of an emotionally insecure individual. Those that truly have an inside line don't trumpet it or try to be the big "I am".