waking up 15 mins before your alarm. ne hour before feels great, you have an hour in the bank and doze back off with a smile. 0 mins or less, you are now lay there, knowing that in a shorter time than you'd like, the noise/day will begin.

Also, the way god turns 10 mins of snooze time into seemingly 30 seconds and 30 seconds of work time into 10 mins!

Work nights out - always get those people in work who seemingly want their social life and work life to become one. I am yet to attend an organised night out where there has not been free beer.

Trains

Getting nothing in return for assisting the country by paying my taxes

The seemingly easy life of some benefit claimers*(how can we live in times where it's more beneficial to sit on your rather than work astonishes me) *genuine disability obviously not included in this

In your face minority groups. I don't really care about color, creed, sexuality or whatever else. These people make a bigger issue shouting about it constantly, and ironicly cause there own segreation!

As an additional point on this, the amount of BIG articulated lorries that now come through the centre of Warrington (and side streets) is bloody ridiculous.

Sunday nights !! Every minute that ticks by takes you closer and closer to the sound of your alarm going off horribly early on a Monday morning !!

The 'so laid back its horizontal' approach to serving customers in CEX

Why does it always seem like they only have 1 - 2 people trying to get through a queue that trails around most of the shop while the rest of the Jesus look-a-likes that work in there are either walking about aimlessly or standing about chatting amoungst themselves?

judgemental thin people who may one day get ted by a fat bloke who is hard (not a threat just an observation!)

Don't think he was having a go, slim. Just an observation. I saw it as similiar to skinny people in trackies (and maybe a dog) that think they're tough; when they aren't.

I assumed he was speaking from experience.

I bring up the skinny example as I was jumped by a group of chavs and two squared up to me. One doing the talking (tall bloke; looked like a boxer) while the smallest skinniest streak I have ever seen was the 'muscle'. I even said to the guy they should swap roles and made a few quips.

If you care, I got picked up my a passing motorist with only minor injuries.

The point remains this guy thought he was well hard cause of his attitude and surroundings. He wasn't!

didn't take it personally btw, just an observation from a fat bloke with a fat son! the assumption that all fat people are soft may result in him getting a good hiding one day from some one throwing their weight about. i'm a pacafist nowadays so it won't be from me!

That's it. Anyone instigating violence is daft. As the lyrics go 'why can't we be friends?'

People sat on other people's shoulders at concerts...It even gets on my t1t5 when I see it on videos...don't you realise there are people behind you, you pig ignorant turds

People who only like bands, because it's 'trendy' to be seen liking them.

English people (normally teens) who talk they're on an American 'comedy' ...."and I was like, so like,kinda, get out of here....and he was like, kinda, uh, you know, uh" BERKS.

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100% yes id add the morons who talk they are from a jamaican ghetto to that aswell (no what im sayin brav? LOL) drives me nuts

Joanna Lumley

The price of beer in restaurants

Pundits/people who defend petulant footballers

Kia Joorabchian