Now that i have fractured my ankle, they have changed quite a bit.

* Get the train to the ground and go straight in
* watch the game
* come out and get the train straight home
* eat takeaway on couch
* obtain sympathy from girlfriend

get up half seven-ish,shower ,shave,breakfast,beer,walk bookies bet first tryscorer-myler-quick pint,,home ,get ready for coach,more beer.get on coach,more beer,watch wire win,more beer,then go a+e suffering from alcholic poisening,have stomach pump,get disharged then home and find my wife has locked me out--cant wait

Up at 7.00am, on the road for 9.00am. Stop at Hartshead Moore on M62 for full english.
Arrive sisters house at Stockton Heath about 11.30am, after that haven't got a clue apart from the fact that it will involve lots of beer and the match. Late night guaranteed.

10am wake up in nerja, costa del sol
1030am breakfast at cafe Jamaica
12pm first beer of the day at Sarah's bar
2pm get changed and start pre match preperations!
5pm chique's lounge bar for the match!
8pm-3am celebrating (fingers crossed)

6.30...get up and wash
6.45... cup of coffee and fag
7.00... walk dogs to papershop for a racing post
7.30... cup of coffee and fag
7.45... visit toilet..read rp whilst removing last nights lamb madras
8.00... wife awakes and makes a full english
8.30... cup of coffee and fag
8.45... visit toilet..read rp whilst removing last nights lamb madras
9.00... read rp and watch sky news going wonderfully ott about this girls disappearance.
9.30... watch kay burley which reminds me to make another trip to the toilet
9.45... read rp and finalise bets.
10.00... cup of coffee and fag
10.30... walk dogs to bookies
11.00... dig out kouros aftershave a parramatta bobhat and head to wilkies.
11.30... depart wilkies for deansgate
12.30... arrive deansgate and meet up with a salford, hull kr and hunslet fan
17.00... depart for ground.
17.30... god only knows

08.00... awake with hangover and open birthday presents

6am negotiate the M25, M40, M6
Pick up tickets from shop
Check in V&A hotel Manchester
Watch my team, get drunk, wake up Sunday happy
Get ready for next season.

Plans are unknown as of yet.

Alarm set for 8:08
Head for town at about 9:00 for some breakfast/coffee/stroll around a few shops
Head to the pub at about 11:00
Go to the Etihad to watch City v Sunderland
Head back to town after the game for some dinner and a few beers
Head over the Old Trafford at about 16:30
Watch the game...

Not thought about what I'll do afterwards yet.

Wake up
Get dressed
Drink

7.00 wake up
7.30 go work
12.00 finish work pick daughter up
12.30 nip in bookies with footy bet and goals gaore
13.00 quick bath
13.30 quick bite to eat(cheese ham toasty)
14.00 few ales in lord rodders
15.00 coach to manny
16.00ish nip in wearherspoons near ground for a few
17.30ish enter ground
20.00ish leave ground after game
21.00-21.30 back in lord rodders
afta that may give the conny club a visit
home god only knows

Probably get the 1.33pm train from Heald Green to Piccadilly then train or tram to Old Trafford
Sam Platts
Match
Train back to Piccadilly to offload kid I'm taking on his sister to take him home
Gallows gig at Club Academy
11.55pm train back to Heald Green

Game of golf starting at 8ish
Home for City on Sky at 12:45
Sausage, white pudding (it's awesome) bacon, beans, mushrooms
travel
enter ground and immediately feel unclean, mentally wash myself
watch Wire win the league play offs
home
red wine

Sunday, I'm jet washing the path, but I might put it on myself, after entering THAT place. I will be a pilgrim in an unholy land. Well, so will danburge and Citywire, as well

You do realise that 3,000 City fans - y'know, the ones that actually bother attending City matches rather than watching them on telly, those City fans - enter Old Trafford at least once every year don't you?

It's not really that big a deal.

I'm not a lover of the ground's owners, but I've been inside it plenty of times.

so have I.
Get me more hours in the week, more money in my bank account, less ear-ache of the Mrs, and I'd follow City far and wide.
Alas, there isn't, so I don't.

Oh, wait a minute. I've posted it and you don't like me. Ho hum.

Wake up (unfortunately not from a tramadol induced sleep )
Gym for a few hours
Lunch
Bit of Skyrim on the Xbox
Get picked up to head to Newton
Few beers
Train to Manc
Few beers
Ground
Bite my nails for 80 minutes
Then all depends on what the result is as to what happens after the game
Lose: Probably head home to cry - Win: Head to town and get s***faced even if I'm going on my own