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| Quote: the ditch "Bad jokes matey;
yours are really,really,really,really bad jokes...'"
Yeah, thats what im known for
You'll have to come into the albion sometime ditch-meister
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| Quote: Dean Richmond "Yeah, thats what im known for will do.
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| Quote: the ditch "
tuesdays, for poker at 830 or saturdays.
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| When i was a kid i had a "pink and wobbly joke book" it was full of shockers like--
What's pink and wobbly and belongs to Grandad? Grandma.
and my personal favourite
What's green and wobbly and hangs from trees? Giraffe snot.
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| Bilbo Baggins of the Shire died in bed last night after an overdose of Viagra. I guess old Hobbits die hard.
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| How about some Wigan jokes ahead of fridays derby clash? Yeah? Ok here goes...
I went into a shop in Wigan last week and asked the owner if he sold "turps"
He asked would that be cassette turps or video turps
Bloke from Wigan wins the lottery. He decides he want to have a statue of his dog so he goes to the jewellers and asks how much a solid gold statue of a dog would be.
The jeweller asks "Do you want it eighteen carat?"
No I'll just have it chewing a bone
What do you call a Wigan kebab?
Two pies on a stick
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| Quote: Dean Richmond "How about some Wigan jokes ahead of fridays derby clash? Yeah? Ok here goes...
I went into a shop in Wigan last week and asked the owner if he sold "turps"
He asked would that be cassette turps or video turps
Come on mods, unreasonable use of the smiley face on this post
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| A pub has a sign outside reading:
"Handjobs 10p, Pies £1"
Wigan bloke walks in and asks the lady behind the bar if she's the female who gives the handjobs for 10p.
"Aye, I am" she says.
"Well wash your hands, I want a Meat 'n 'Tater." He replies.
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| Paddy and his wife are lying in bed one night and the neighbours dog is barking like mad in the garden Paddy says " love this " and storms downstairs. 5 mins later he comes back and his wife say "What did you do?" Paddy says " I've put it in our garden .. Lets see how they like it !!!!
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| Seen this knockin around last few days
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| This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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| wigan joke.....
they were gonna introduce a C.S.I. unit in wigan to tackle a rise in crime until they realised they would have to use dental records and all the D.N.A. would be the same!!
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