Re-issues of albums
FFS, Dark Side Of the Moon, has been out for nearly 40 years, and has been re-released countless times, and has been again, last week..



Nirvana's 20th anniversary of THAT album has come up, and Bryan Adams 20th anniversary of the album with THAT song on.

MONEY GRABBING SO'N'SO'S, without doing anything new.

Ohh this.

My pet ones ate

Lugshury (luxury)
and
akshul (actual)

Our country grinding to a halt because of a bit of snow!!
Binmen refusing to work in a bit of snow!!

How it is now seen as a badge of honour to 'know nuffin' about history/current affairs etc etc...

Pretty much every golf club 'pro' I have ever met (I am referring to those who just work in the club shop..arrogant ar$eholes)

How every pre-packed sandwich ALWAYS contains bloody Mayo! I DON'T LIKE IT!!

Fat kids. Or rather the parents of said child(ren).

Caravans and Horse boxes.

Drivers who cant use mini roundabouts because I cannot understand what is difficult about "give way to your right".

People who walk through a door which is being held open for them, and then dont say thanks.

Fat people with an attitude who mistake their fat for muscle and generally thinking they are tough as a result. You cant be fat and have an attitude, the two just dont work. Stop it.

A lack of self respect

People who play music on their phone through loudspeaker. Generally youths playing rap .

Walking the streets in mild or hot weather in the UK with no top on (unless your a bird but that never happens). Worse if driving with no top on (unless your a bird, but again, nadda)

and.....

How everything has bacon on these days.

I just want a burger, or salad, or sandwich. It doesn't have to have bacon.
Chicken and bacon, bloody, everything!

I will excuse Egg and bacon but that is as far as bacon should go.

Quantum of Solace.
I've just wasted TWO HOURS of my life watching that pile of dogs eggs.

I noticed this in the US a couple of years ago and is starting to become more commonplace here.

A politician/official/military official making a statement and has a group of people behind them nodding like imbeciles.
This makes me shout at the TV.
Usually the group has people from ethnic minorities 'strategically' placed in the prominent positions.
This makes me shout and swear at the TV.

And Eastenders.

Hand car washes on every street corner,Lazy gits go and wash your car!!

Not wishing to offend and with the utmost respect...

Them 'charity bags'. what, in the blue f-ck, am i meant to put in these? i don't have that many clothes! if, every time one of these came through the door, i popped something in, i'd own nothing and i'd have nothing to wear. don't get me wrong, i do my bit and i've the direct debits to prove it, but it must be costing them serious money sending these bags round every other week!?

"sorry love, i didn't have any clothes, books, jewellery, cd's, ornaments, shoes or toys so i emptied a tray of cat into it. hope that's okay?"

...and relax.

people who don't say please and thank you, it really gets on my tits so much, so much so that i get abuse when i either ignore them or say something sarcastic back.

Couple of months ago i was wearing my headache vest [hi vi] in marble arch and had an African tourist ask or should i say state "i want to go to covent gardens" to which i replied "ok good luck with that".
Then came the fun, "you, tell me" he said aggressively, i replied with "please"

"you are paid to tell me what i want to know[i'm not so how he came to that i don't know] in my country you would do your job"
I came back with
"i'll remember that then when i'm in your country, which is btw?"
to which i was told to f off and called an idiot to which i replied with "Thank you".

No manners no answer.

at that! Even if he had said please I still wouldn't of given him the time of day in that instance. Well done for not simply telling him to f off, I know many would.

And the guy who mentioned charity bags, they're an irritation of mine too, we must get about 4-5 a week!

All the Wheelie bins up my drive is there any need??
i dont know when most of them get emptied or are suppossed to get emptied!!

Topical for the past couple of days... Warrington traffic at peak times. Now London is bad, but you can take that for granted and it's fully expected but one little accident on the 62 or 6 and the town just stops for like 2 hours!

Salespeople,Canvasses,people collecting who knock on your door and say "SORRY TO BOTHER YOU "

Dont knock on mi bleedin door then !!!

Bit Random this one Esculators that are out of order.........Drives me mad.