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[quote="Yed":3fxi2xg8]A player who scores a hatrick in a final against the current SL champions will always have a place in Wire history[/quote:3fxi2xg8]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44838.jpg |
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WEATHER WARNING!!!! the North will be experiencing severe floods, this is due to the whole of Scotland pi$$ing them selfs laughing.
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News just in, Engnald have a new coach. It's picking them up from Heathrow on Mpnday.
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after their non-performance at the World Cup, the England players are undertaking a frantic race to get home to their wives and girlfriends before John Terry does...
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To some greatness comes naturally
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John Terry has confirmed that he was misquoted last week at the press conference. It was reported that he said he was missing his friends & family. What he really said was he was missing his friends family.
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Asda are selling new type of Oxo cube with picture of the England football team on the wrapper.
It's called laughing stock.
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[quote="JWP":2j6vfnh9]Smith> Jesus[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
[quote="boz the warrior":2j6vfnh9]lee briers is a nice person whoooo luck at lee forming a scrum the wire bum banger[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
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The plane carrying the England football team back from South Africa has had to return as Robert Green didn't catch it...
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I don't think we should be taking the pee out of the national side. They tried really hard & were worn out after a full season without a winter break.
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wire born wire bred wire till im f*%#ng dead:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_47513.jpg |
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| Quote: Tin Soldier "I don't think we should be taking the pee out of the national side. They tried really hard & were worn out after a full season without a winter break.'"
Thats the best joke on here |
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We're the first ones to starve, we're the first ones to die
The first ones in line for that pie-in-the-sky
And we're always the last when the cream is shared out
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Fail.
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[quote="JWP":2j6vfnh9]Smith> Jesus[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
[quote="boz the warrior":2j6vfnh9]lee briers is a nice person whoooo luck at lee forming a scrum the wire bum banger[/quote:2j6vfnh9]
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What's the difference between Cheryl Cole and Robert Green?
Cheryl caught something in Africa...
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Got to admire Emile Heskey.... Has a disasterous World Cup... comes home, puts a frock on and wins the womens title at wimbledon.
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why should i care, why should i care
inside outside, leave me alone
inside outside, nowhere is home
inside outside ,where have i been
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I heard it was HUGGIES
Load of pi$$ up front
and crap at the back.
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Looking forward to the future......
not livin in the past...:Black Backgrounds/Scooter.gif |
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| Quote: Tainted Lover "Got to admire Emile Heskey.... Has a disasterous World Cup... comes home, puts a frock on and wins the womens title at wimbledon.'"
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It put a smile on my face. But then I am easily amused.
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Not an England joke so forgive me for going off topic but this one really made me chuckle...........
I bumped into an old friend last week who told me he'd started a new business bulding yachts in his loft!
I said "Good for you, hows it going?".......He said "Its fantastic..........sails are going through the roof!"
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