We'd have been more entertained if they had painted the posts at half time and we watched it dry.
I know they are promising a car to the winner, but there is no danger of anybody ever winning it, is there?

Anyone remember that simulated military battle on the pitch at Salford a few years back, with a machine gun nest set up in one in goal area, and troops advancing to take it out. After they had finished there was a delay while the ground staff picked up all of the blank shell casings.

I did enjoy that military performance at the HJ when they abseiled off the south stand and then carried out all number of unarmed combat routines in the middle of the pitch, including a 'hard-as-nails' Wolfie taking on all comers.

There was no finer half time entertainment, than throwing the rubber chicken into Wolfies bag blue bag.

I did that @ Leeds a few years back - brilliant!

missed it as we were arguing about whether the large Hull fan behind the sticks was male or female

Stop it. Now.

we thought it was a woman, as i was convinced camel toe's bigger brother MOOSE KNUCKLE was on show.

Or how about when Dominoes flew in with a pizza. Oh yeah, cancelled due to 'bad weather'. Least I didn't miss anything.

I'd like to see a 747 land on the pitch and then take off again without hitting a fan. I would find that entertaining.

I think they should bring back capital punishment and have it as half-time entertainment.

get the reserves on at half time on the half way line and get some fans on the try line then BULLDOG

that was exactly the opinion of pondlife corner too

pardon? i knew the answers, if it waS you up there, you can kick as well as i can,

and no i won't leave it.
this board is getting full of people who like telling folk to do things that are beyond there control!

This half time lark, why don't we just get folk onto the pitch, and just do some rolling, from East to West, West to East, we can vary it. Now, I know that it doesn't sound enthraling but when I was a kid, rolling on grass was top, and if I saw someone rolling, I wanted to roll. You don't see enough folk rolling now, and we can provide grass where you're 100% sure that you aren't going to roll your face into some doggy, so we should take this opportunity.