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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
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Swine flu has hit Wigan |
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Looking forward to the future......
not livin in the past...:Black Backgrounds/Scooter.gif |
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[u:3tohx7pw][b:3tohx7pw][size=200:3tohx7pw][color=red:3tohx7pw]DANNY LOCKWOOD - LEAGUE WEEKLY (18-5-09)[/b:3tohx7pw][/size:3tohx7pw][/color:3tohx7pw][/u:3tohx7pw]
[i:3tohx7pw][b:3tohx7pw][size=200:3tohx7pw]I'M SURE THERE IS NO CORRELATION BETWEEN THE FACT THAT THE FRONT RUNNERS FOR THE 2009 MEDIA WHINGING AWARD ARE FROM GATESHEAD AND HULL FC, FORMERLY THE B*ST*RD-TWINS OF ONE OF RUGBY LEAGUE'S LOUSIER IDEAS.[/i:3tohx7pw][/b:3tohx7pw][/size:3tohx7pw]:40403.jpg |
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Riddell prepares himself for Noble's 'special' one on one coaching. |
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"she wore, she wore, she wore a yellow gibbon"
"she wore a yellow gibbon in the merry month of may"
"and when i asked her why she wore a gibbon"
"she said it's for the wire and it's gonna climb a tree!"
INARDIS FIDELIS
"If Noble is there next year I will not be renewing my season tickets mine and two grandchildren the future Wigan Suporters.
How low can we get".............wigan fans ...ancient and loyal:41312.jpg |
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| whats brown and sticky?
a stick now that's a bad joke! |
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a man and his son are in the chemist and the son points at a 3 pack of condoms and asks his dad what they are
dad says they are school boy condoms 1 for friday 1 for saturday 1 for sunday
the son then points at 6 pack of condoms and ask what they are
dad says they college boys condoms 2 for friday 2 saturday 2 for sunday
the son then points at 12 pack of condoms and ask what they are
dad says they married mens condoms 1 for january 1 febuary 1 for march 1 for april
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[quote="Yed":3fxi2xg8]A player who scores a hatrick in a final against the current SL champions will always have a place in Wire history[/quote:3fxi2xg8]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44838.jpg |
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I tried ringigthat swine flu help line - but all i ot was crackling.
And then when i finaly got through, i told them i 2 rashers on my arms. they just said put some oinkment on it
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Challenge Cup Winners 2009, 2010, 2012:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_24175.jpg |
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Paddy and Mick went down to London to give sperm, but it was a disaster...
Paddy missed the tube, and Mick came on the bus.
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[quote="roger daly":1a7cbd66]Oh dear, I believe you would be classed as s[sic] typical Wigan fan[/quote:1a7cbd66]
[quote="wrencat1873":1a7cbd66]It's the mighty Wigan, they can do whatever they want.[/quote:1a7cbd66]
[quote="Big lads mate":1a7cbd66]you arrogant pot prick[/quote:1a7cbd66]
[quote="Tricky2309":1a7cbd66]Look prick do one[/quote:1a7cbd66]
[quote="Willzay":1a7cbd66]you cocky pie eating c*nt.[/quote:1a7cbd66]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_23350.jpg |
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Are you allowed to post good jokes in here?
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Challenge Cup Winners 2009, 2010, 2012:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_24175.jpg |
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| Quote: RobotMonster "Are you allowed to post good jokes in here?'"
Go for it funnyman. |
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Lupus Non Mordet Lupum
The Original
[color=blue:1dbjukd0][size=200:1dbjukd0][b:1dbjukd0]LOWES OUT[/b:1dbjukd0][/size:1dbjukd0][/color:1dbjukd0]
Since 2007
[b:1dbjukd0]Running cost of SL 2009[/b:1dbjukd0]
Last Game: Hull Away (Super league)
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Say what you like about Peter Andre and Katie Price, at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goodys.
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[url=http://www.equilibriumproductions.com:3bf3efkh]equilibriumproductions.com[/url:3bf3efkh] [url=http://www.facebook.com/WArringtonMusic:3bf3efkh][WAM] - WArrington Music[/url:3bf3efkh]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_28207.jpg |
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| Quote: Mike10 "I tried ringigthat swine flu help line - but all i ot was crackling.
And then when i finaly got through, i told them i 2 rashers on my arms. they just said put some oinkment on it'"
Do like how you only did the oink in bold at the end and not the other ones.  |
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[url=http://www.equilibriumproductions.com:3bf3efkh]equilibriumproductions.com[/url:3bf3efkh] [url=http://www.facebook.com/WArringtonMusic:3bf3efkh][WAM] - WArrington Music[/url:3bf3efkh]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_28207.jpg |
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| Quote: Jesus Of Suburbia "Say what you like about Peter Andre and Katie Price, at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goodys.'"
Has somebody been in the sin bin? |
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Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneeded a poo
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[b:5cuduenm]WARRINGTON'S VERY OWN ACTOR[/b:5cuduenm]
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Twitter = deanrichmondHD:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_34983.jpg |
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| Quote: Dawson "Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneeded a poo'"
Terrible, simply terrible  |
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