Forget the rest. This is the only one needed......

Genuinely,get permission to close Buckley Street off on match days and get a German/Barvarian type festival going on.
Or other themed activities.

This sounds like a good idea tbh, get something on for the kids who go and the parents can enjoy a themed festival.

We need to think of the target audience from our supporters though, Bavarian Market maybe redundant. Maybe a tattoo studio, combover station and small gym area? Oh, and a tanning booth, Warrington just doesn't have enough of them!

The Twins, Mark M? Are we talking about the pair of identical blondes or your nickname for the singular Lucinda???

Yes the bendy blonde pair but Lucinda is very welcome to join them.....

It would improve if we chucked our hand in, merged with Widnes and used their superior playing surface.

Then Tesco could demolish the HJ and expand the car park a bit.

Bring back "Wireball Fireball", Lamented by many (well my mate Si anyway).

get a punch bag with the refs face on it and make a small charge for any one who wants to take out their anger on the ref...the queue would stretch for miles and what a nice little earner that would be....also open up a barbers under each stand and a massage parlour or may be a knocking shop..if the crowds dont come flocking back for these ideas then nowt will tempt them back.

I'd like an Argos Click n collect zone in the south stand. The match day program could incorporate an Argos Catalogue and we could order keenly priced electrical items or the latest games console at half time and pick them up on the way out.

I personally would only order larger items like televisions when Salford fans visit. As I remember being amazed with the ease and pace in which they carried such large items in the riots of 2011. I'm sure they would be a great help carrying them down Winwick St towards the station.....

Come on wire sort it out....

This has to be my favourite thread of all time. You guys rock! (It comes in a close second to my favourite ever post which was Winslade's introduction to the U19's game at Widnes a couple of weeks back)

At the same time get rid of the bloke on halfway who shouts "Head it!!!" on every single kick to touch, and "Backwards!" in response to a "Forward!" shout.

Why Simon hasn't arranged for Louis Spence to dance at half time god only knows?

change the stadium name!

Why install iphone points for the minority. If they want to be "up to date" they need them for Android machine. Sponsorship deal with Samsung ?