Widnes are the odd one out because they can't even afford a proper pitch, preferring to play on some plastic e, that resembles that stuff you used to see in the window of your local greengrocer....

Dam....I guessed it was Warrington too but I got the reason incorrect.

Forgive me John, I thought it was because only Wire had not ever been relegated!!!!!!

Come on Lads pack it in, the Widnes fan has us done like a kipper.

we cant hold a candle to one Northern ford premiership title and two Northern rail cups.

they dont call em the cup kings for nothing.

choo choo.........

Hope to high heaven we get them in the cup draw tomorrow.

You have to be at least in your 60s to have seen Warrington be Champions.

I wonder how old you have to be to have seen Dire win the World Club Challenge?

Oh that's right, there's no one been born yet that seen Warrington win the prestigious WCC.

However, we've won it though.

Wasn't that before you got relegated?

1955 - 2014 ........ I make that 59. It seems somebody has been bunking off his maths lessons. You'll never get into a decent high school unless you study harder.

Can threads like this not just be deleted? Waste of time and energy replying to children like this!

Its good to play my dad is bigger than your dad sometimes instead of constructive debates.

Its the one time we Wire row in the same direction.

Having spent three years there at college and have also imported one back to Warrington, I can say it is the oddest place I've ever been to.

Paul Simon said it all.

He was obviously revealing his full depressing state when he wrote that dirge Homeward Bound after his spell in Widnes, he couldn't wait to get out of the place quick enough.

Why do widnes men grow moustaches

To take after their mothers

An old girlfiend once asked me to kiss her where it smells.

I told her I'm not taking you to Widnes at this time of night.

I once knew someone who worked in Widnes...

Naaaaa. Now you know I'm lying.

Richie Myler wasnt it ?