half midnight, fall asleep on sofa
7:00 get woke up by kids
half 8, rush to town to buy raincoat for kid number 2
half ten, drop kids off at grandparents.
11, train to manchester
11:40 find pub
half 4, go get taxi to Old trafford
5:15, complain to taxi driver he's taking the
5:20, get to stadium, get burger outside and urinate in street urinal.
5:30 get in stadium, drink beers in concourse, wonder why there's no straw down this year.
5:50, myself as i've forgotten we were meeting 3 other people at 5:45 outside and i've got their tickets.

etc.

9 awake in a startled, nervous state that THIS IS THE DAY!
10:30 drive to Altrincham
11 tram to MediaCity
11:45 Rugby League World Cup 2013 Planning meeting inc lunch
2pm tram to deansgate to meet up with mrs seb and son
2:30 meet up with friends and family for pre-match drinks
4:45 taxi / tram to OT
5 into OT and enjoy the facilities (courtesy of RLWC2013, thanks!)
6 THIS IS IT - AT LONG LAST!
8 Don't want to think that far ahead, just yet!

8.30 Get up with the Kids have breakfast
9.30 Pack everything for their overnight stay at Nana & Grandads
10.30 Nip into Ashton Proudly wearing my Warrington Shirt and get a few bits at the same time as receiving jealous stares from the various St Helens/Wigan inhabitants.
12.00 Drop the the Kids off at Nana & Grandads
13.00 Head into Sale with the Mrs to meet with Friends and get a bite to eat etc
16.00 Tram from Sale to Old Trafford and soak up the atmosphere
18.00 What will be will be
20.00 Clap the lads off, regardless of the result - its been a fantastic season.
20.30 Tram back to Sale and probably a takeaway at mates house before driving back in the early hours to Ashtonia

Now that i have fractured my ankle, they have changed quite a bit.

* Get the train to the ground and go straight in
* watch the game
* come out and get the train straight home
* eat takeaway on couch
* obtain sympathy from girlfriend

get up half seven-ish,shower ,shave,breakfast,beer,walk bookies bet first tryscorer-myler-quick pint,,home ,get ready for coach,more beer.get on coach,more beer,watch wire win,more beer,then go a+e suffering from alcholic poisening,have stomach pump,get disharged then home and find my wife has locked me out--cant wait

Up at 7.00am, on the road for 9.00am. Stop at Hartshead Moore on M62 for full english.
Arrive sisters house at Stockton Heath about 11.30am, after that haven't got a clue apart from the fact that it will involve lots of beer and the match. Late night guaranteed.

10am wake up in nerja, costa del sol
1030am breakfast at cafe Jamaica
12pm first beer of the day at Sarah's bar
2pm get changed and start pre match preperations!
5pm chique's lounge bar for the match!
8pm-3am celebrating (fingers crossed)

6.30...get up and wash
6.45... cup of coffee and fag
7.00... walk dogs to papershop for a racing post
7.30... cup of coffee and fag
7.45... visit toilet..read rp whilst removing last nights lamb madras
8.00... wife awakes and makes a full english
8.30... cup of coffee and fag
8.45... visit toilet..read rp whilst removing last nights lamb madras
9.00... read rp and watch sky news going wonderfully ott about this girls disappearance.
9.30... watch kay burley which reminds me to make another trip to the toilet
9.45... read rp and finalise bets.
10.00... cup of coffee and fag
10.30... walk dogs to bookies
11.00... dig out kouros aftershave a parramatta bobhat and head to wilkies.
11.30... depart wilkies for deansgate
12.30... arrive deansgate and meet up with a salford, hull kr and hunslet fan
17.00... depart for ground.
17.30... god only knows

08.00... awake with hangover and open birthday presents

6am negotiate the M25, M40, M6
Pick up tickets from shop
Check in V&A hotel Manchester
Watch my team, get drunk, wake up Sunday happy
Get ready for next season.

Plans are unknown as of yet.

Alarm set for 8:08
Head for town at about 9:00 for some breakfast/coffee/stroll around a few shops
Head to the pub at about 11:00
Go to the Etihad to watch City v Sunderland
Head back to town after the game for some dinner and a few beers
Head over the Old Trafford at about 16:30
Watch the game...

Not thought about what I'll do afterwards yet.

Wake up
Get dressed
Drink

7.00 wake up
7.30 go work
12.00 finish work pick daughter up
12.30 nip in bookies with footy bet and goals gaore
13.00 quick bath
13.30 quick bite to eat(cheese ham toasty)
14.00 few ales in lord rodders
15.00 coach to manny
16.00ish nip in wearherspoons near ground for a few
17.30ish enter ground
20.00ish leave ground after game
21.00-21.30 back in lord rodders
afta that may give the conny club a visit
home god only knows

Probably get the 1.33pm train from Heald Green to Piccadilly then train or tram to Old Trafford
Sam Platts
Match
Train back to Piccadilly to offload kid I'm taking on his sister to take him home
Gallows gig at Club Academy
11.55pm train back to Heald Green

Game of golf starting at 8ish
Home for City on Sky at 12:45
Sausage, white pudding (it's awesome) bacon, beans, mushrooms
travel
enter ground and immediately feel unclean, mentally wash myself
watch Wire win the league play offs
home
red wine

Sunday, I'm jet washing the path, but I might put it on myself, after entering THAT place. I will be a pilgrim in an unholy land. Well, so will danburge and Citywire, as well