Lets be honest, Widnes fans are out of the same stock as Warrington fans or any other rugby league fans, all just low income, lower class scallies that dress in tracksuits and stuff they've bought cheap in Primark or down the market.

If you're talking about fashion then you need to start going to RU matches, where you see people dressed properly in tailored suits from Saville Row, or if you're dressing down its Duchamp, Hugo Boss or Armani.

I bet some of these RL fans have never had one bespoke item made in their lives.

Hugo Boss is currently the definitive scally label. So definitive that certain bars in Liverpool won't let you in wearing it because its seen as trouble. True story that.

Come, come Sally
No mention of the famed Barbour waxed jacket?
A rah-rah fashionista's must

Oh don't say the plebs have moved in on Hugo Boss as well, it's bad enough that they got Lacoste and Burberry.

Lets hope PM Cameron can sort things out before we have them all wearing Turnbull & Asser shirts.

Seve Ballesteros will be turning in his grave

Burberry is back with us now after it was degraded for ten years by scallywag central.

It's Luke for the poorer scal' or Hugo Boss for those who can afford it, for the 2012 scal' now.

not really for going to the rugger, it does keep you dry in all weathers though when you're out shooting the peasants, I mean pheasants

Aaaah, but those Range Rover tailgate parties in Twickers' carpark, for those Autumn internationals against the Antipodes, in the rain. A Barbour everytime. Plus, if you spill your Sauvignon Blanc over it, it'll come up a treat with baby wipes.

I'd be more concerned about the spilt wine, the wine I drink is more expensive than the jacket.

Get down to Lidl, with us poor folk
Cimarosa Aussie Shiraz £4.29. Tip-top.

Widnes fans thinking they're casual because they wear Henleys with their Jack Jones/Police/Voi jeans. Embarrassing.

I've recently been to London for a shopping trip so I'm feeling extra smart now I'm decked out in A.P.C, BAPE, Norse Projects and Sunspel. Still, it doesn't matter how far you travel, the best two shops in the country are in the north: End Clothing and Oi Polloi.

Yeah we used to do stuff like that back at Oxford.

Couple of quid for a bottle of Pinot Grigio down the local Sainsbergs, Rupert's old man was on the board so he cut us a special deal. Remember when we all got kicked out for dropping our trousers at the checkout girls, the look on the security man's face when we told him who Rupies dad was...chortle

Surely, it's SainsBUGS. That's how Tamara and Josh (before all the lower middle class started calling their issue, Joshua)always refer to it.

didnt we beat widnes on the thursday after in the lancs cup semi at wilderspool..with rocky turner m.o.m