Looking at today's Warrington Guardian, and shaking my head at the Charming Baby section. WTF were the parents taking, when they decided to give their babies such 5h1t3 names....."Oh look at me, I'm going call my kid Miley, after a ty American 'new sensation, TV star' "....... I'm surprised the vicars/priests allow it.

Don't these 'planks' realise, that their kids have got to go through potentially another 90 odd years, with a e name, all because they got carried away on a wave of hysteria, with a 'fashionable' TV star.


GOD, I'M ON ONE, TODAY

Thanks Lefty, that's saved me a long post. The only thing I would add to it is shopping with the wife. Why can't women walk in straight lines up on aisle and down the next in M and S?

This is my biggest gripe with supermarkets..... i used to be polite and ask nicely until one day this middle aged woman shot me a snotty look... so i just rammed her trolley out of the way with way more force than was necessary, sending it spinning into cheese section .... that seemed to work so well i have been doing it ever since.... she ruined it for everyone.

also people that leave their trolley in the middle of an aisle and walk off to browse... its not the walking off that's the problem... its the fact that no one can get past.... these people get their trolley shunted out of the way.... admittedly its not as big a crime as blocking up the aisle to talk to someone.... but its still inconsiderate and requires action.

the mrs goes mad at me..... she thinks i need anger counselling.... when she see's 2 trolleys next to each other, or one in the middle of an aisle, she turns round and walks off...... i on the other hand, like to think that i am helping educate these ill mannered heathens.... maybe next time they will think twice.

also those kids that are there to 'help' back your bags.... supermarkets shouldn't allow it.... tesco have recently succumbed to this mob of glorified beggars.... I avoid Morrison's for this very reason.

"do you need any help with your packing"

of course i don't "need" any help with my packing... i also don't want my loaf of bread putting in the bottom of a bag and having tinned goods piled on top.

if they are going to put these kids in supermarkets packing everyone's bags, they should at least give them some training on what goes where..... a bit of packing etiquette wouldn't go amiss for my 20p.

Tesco's 3 for £3 on fresh orange juice bargain (Thing is 1 carton costs £1) what's the point?! They do the same on some yoghurts... £1.34 a pack or 3 for £4 offer (Saving a grand total of 2p!!!)

Winds me up!

On the supermarket theme..

Taxi drivers who perform outrageous maneuvers in Tesco car park after dropping someone off, last week one actually hit the trolley I was pushing after slamming his car in reverse..to$$ers.

Scumbags who use the parent and child spaces when they have no children, usually someone with a 'nice' car who wants to take advantage of the bigger space. Miss Katonas ex used to do this..nuff said.

The fact that Tesco doesn't have that side entrance open all the time...WHY?!

Tesco garage and the Spar in Padgate doing 'special offers' on Pepsi Max. Such as £1 a bottle instead of £2.09 or whatever. On Monday night I was in there and there was a shelf full of Pepsi Max. About 6 wide and four deep on two levels. Approx 50 bottles, plus two more unopened crates on the floor.

I go in on Tuesday morning and there are none on the shelf but a big advert for them is still up as is the offer tag on the shelf and it's in the offers brochure they put through my door that morning.

Pathetic. Tesco does it as well, the Garage off Hilden Road roundabout. I've even seen them removing them from the shelves.

But who would I write to about this? Office of fair trading? Pepsi? Tesco/Spar HQ?

I'm not overly keen on grown men who shout down the isles to their partners, "Do we need beans love, love, do we neeed beans ..."

It tends to be middle aged men with forearm tattoos, who oddly wear Mickey Mouse t-shirts.

Car Park on Winwick Street\Tanners Lane that has signs saying £2:20 ALL DAY which they cover with a £4 sign 2 hours before kick off on match days.

Is this another for Trading Standards

Like the post - things that wind me up.
- Pronouncing economic with the accent on the e rather than eh-co-nomic - an Americanism which even the BBC and Gideon Osborne are guilty of (you can add sked-ule rather than shed-ule to that one)
- The way the country is referred to as the UK rather than Britain now. Always used to be Britain's No.1 or British forces etc.
- Supermarket car parks - do they design them to be as difficult as possible to get around?
- Describing people as two-time or three-time champions rather than double or triple.
- I'd echo the comments on the brainless nonentities that seem to be famous for being famous these days.

Who in gods name buys turkey twizzles. And dinosaur shapes.

I don't like baguettes.

Somehow, they give me 'lip paper cuts' when I'm eating it. It's just too much of a trauma for me, the pain afterwards like.

french bread.... cuts the roof of my mouth to pieces....horrible stuff.... unless you dip it in soup... in which case its amazing.

Reality TV or anything that Z List losers claim to be a "Celebrity" programs and then all the reports about this on the telly in newspapers on Twitter or Facebook. I don't care about some idiots in Essex or in a house for 3 months. A singing show or talent where the best ones actually don't qualify because some weirdo who is actually talentless can sell more space in the tabloids. There is a reason why these z listers ain't famous anymore and it is because we got fed up with you first time round so don't be brainwashing the youth of today into thinking you are anything else that crap.

Adrian Chiles and that Irish bird that's on TV on a morning. Pair of talentless morons.
Geordie Shore. Absolute brainless idiots.