I'd get multiroom, that way more people could watch RL.

I would buy Wigan, relocate it to Leigh and forget to apply for the next super league franchise

Is your lounge that full every time RL is on the telly?

I'm sure Kelly Le Brock would ahem 'sort you out' for a bit less and you wouldn't have to put up with her god awful acting.

My company would take over the stadium naming rights when the HJ deal expires and the stadium would be renamed The Brian Bevan stadium.

I would then make Greg Inglis and Billy Slater an offer they couldn't refuse to come and work for me counting beads for 30 minutes a week. What they then want to do in the own time is up to them (so long as it involves training with and playing for Wire)

I would also pay for return flight to the South of France (accomodation, beer vouchers and match ticket not included) for the Catalan game each year for all season ticket holders at the BB Stadium.

Ask Warrington RLFC how much they want to revert back to their correct name.

I was thinking more on the lines of a Kelly Brook/Kim Kardashian/Holly Will-a-boobie hybrid.

Season ticket at Catalan. I doubt I would be in Warrington much!

And invest plenty into Yawnion and watch the mighty fall.

Regenerate HJ, fill in all corners and put another stand on top of the north stand. Give everyone padded seats in north and east. Cheap Kiosks and free programmes.

Merge saints and Wigan, merge Wakefield and cas, Throw money at Crusaders. Throw money at Quins.

I would invest 25 million at the club and another 25 million for the rugby league benevolent fund to benefit all the injured players. A corporate box would be nice, and bring back the two pint pots!!

Pay for the building of executive boxes above the south stand terrace. Each would have a balcony and I'd bag the one next to the commentary box, where I could repeatedly shout abuse with my loudhaler about Phil Clarke that would be picked up throughout the Sky live matches.
The dancers would be damn tidy at half time.

Would £138million buy Wigan

House, Car the usual things.


Give a grand to whoever banjo's that scrote from Wigan.

If we're being realistic I think the only "investment" in RL I'd be making would be the cost of a TV link up so I can watch the matches in my Las Vegas apartment.