Number 3 edited for accuracy (watched Goldmember again last night)

Not really understanding why school teachers? where you cained a lot?

Did you go to school? Where = were, cained = caned.

Because your the only one to take it that seriously to call me pathetic. As for making a joke about it to wind people up.... you've kind of answered your own question there.

You need to get a grip, or stop taking things too seriously. You choose which one. You'll make yourself ill worrying about such trivial matters otherwise.

1.mobility scooters in golden square!!
2.parents who let their kids push a supermarket trolley!!
3.Beggers!!
4.people in the east stand who shout GERRROFFF BRIERS YER RUBBISH!!
5.wigan fans on wire threads!!
6.walking in a shop and some young girl sayin yoright there!!
7.x factor wannabees
8.Britains got talent!!
9.Men with umberellas..
10.policemen hiding behind trees with radars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

immigrants

And Geordie what the hell your laughing at i don't know as he clearly wound you up judging by your post just after but you are a mod so maybe he doesn't want to upset you.The more i come on here,which isn't often by the way the more i realise how many knobs there are on here.No wonder many have left this site.

Just to add to what I said above, I personally picked you out because you chose to abuse me by calling me pathetic for making a light hearted joke. Yes a joke..... try it sometime, you might crack a smile and become less up-tight.

Its simple ..... don't give it out if you can't take it you silly little man. You refer to the s on here but unfortunately that very much includes your goodself.

Don't you just love the ironic.

politicians,traffic wardens,the police,women who walk the streets in their pyjamas,teenage boys who have their hands down their shorts.reality tv programmes..man utd fans,pig ignorant drivers..pig ignorant people both old and young.people who are jobsworths.people who think they are always right.

Yes but don't forget that if you can get intimate from a Joel position with the young lady you can get them to clap in time hillariously.

Oh brother.... who the hell cares ? They just see it for the joke it is. Your belittle'ing yourself by taking yourself so seriously. You need to take your head to the toilet because its full of what folk have been leaving on your driveway (your words). Maybe you should ask why they leave it there ?

To quote Ferris Bueller..... '[iYour so uptight that if you put a piece of charcoal up your ass, in two weeks you'll have a diamond.[/i

People who pick things up in a supermarket and decide they don't want it and just chuck it anywhere. (Found a window scraper in the apples at work today)

These are in no particular order.

1 Coldcallers.. When i get home from work please leave me alone to have my tea..Or in short P**S OFF

2 Reality shows - Like X Factor and the way the whole country becomes obsessed with this crap.

3 Phil Clarke - That is all.

4 The endless stream of takeaway menus pushed through my door -

5 Inconsiderate people - Like the ones who park next to the ATM on a Petrol Forecourt even though it
makes it difficult for the people using the pumps to get out..Because it suits them..

6 Traffic Warderns - I used to deliver heavy machinery and still got tickets,jobsworth little Hitlers.

7 Benefit Bums - They should be cleaning up dog turds for their white lightning and cigs money..

8 OAP's On Mobility scooters - The ones who drive into wetherspoons then jump out walk to the bar numerous times for a drink then drive it home...On the bloody road...!