Apparently all Chelsea fans are 'very happy' www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E

Apparently all Chelsea fans are 'very happy' www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifN1wHjcT7E

Sung by Football fans to Police

We paid for your hats
We paid for your hats
What a waste of council tax
We pid for your hats

Funniest chant at a Wire match was at Castleford away this season which was started by the guy with the half primrose and half blue drum.

Goes something like

Arms out
Arms together
Elbows together
Knees together
Legs together

Most chants at the game are pretty poor and just not funny. The not w@nky anymore is probable the best.Your going to get.

Have to disagree there - I first heard it away at Saints in 09 and again in the semi final at widnes in 10. Awful. Then again, I am a grown man, if I was a child, no doubt I'd find it hilarious.

I had to laugh the year we got beat by Hull KR in the cup, a few weeks later Hull FC came to ours in the league, before the match the Hull fans were singing;

'You got beat by Hull KR'

and then towards the end of the match, once we had the game sewn up, we responded;

'We got beat by Hull KR'


Other ones to note;

'Lesley is a girls name' to Vainikolo

and

'Always look out for Leon grabbing your balls'

I'm always amused by the "Oh Mickey Higham, you are the love of my life..." chant.

And "Richie Myler, the onlyman from Widnes with a full-time job"

Bingo! These two are really funny for mine!

Something I found funny was sitting in sports bar in leeds was watching leeds v wigan semis! They were singing a song in the pub that we usually sing towards yorkshire and it was funny to hear them sing it about lancs! Also funny was me singing yorkshire and getting a few dirty looks lol!

Is this a variation of always look out for leon carrying glass? Cos I like the glass one! Lol!

Also this year at cas away I tried to start off but it didn't pick up cos people around me were being boring! But it was terry give us a wave terry terry give us a wave! Yet I was tucking in my ring finger as I waved lol! A few people joined in but it never fully caught on! Would have been good merchandising by cas to sell the foam hands with the ring finger missing! Lol! That would have helped my chant catch on!

Would that be the magnificent:

"Went down road, cashed giro, went to the pub and got plastered..." song? (with road pronounced 'rerd' for that full West Yorkshire mockery experience)

Apart from the Graham Appo one in my sig, its got to be the Mickey Higham one. Quality!

Not to mention that the ever hilarious barmpot Geordies do it all the time.

In the days when were loosing matches !!!
We cant win at home and we cant win away. We got beat last week we got beat today. We dont care cos were all pi**** up and Warrngton rugbys f***** up.

That was Singing In The Rain. Lots of fun

Always look out for Leon carrying glass, in his Bradford day's

I remember in 91 or 92 when the Aussies played at wilderspool the ground was rammed and about 100 of so aussies turned up in the Bevan stand to the chant of

"Joe Mangel" repeat