I've heard jedward are performing at half time, so you are all gonna see them even if you turn up at 2.55.

Entertaining as in ? I'm hoping that Moz sits on the useless pair of buggers until it's 3 o'clock.

Watching Jedward is like watching twins being executed by electric chair. The only difference is that the execution would make a better noise.

Pre-match entertainment is always gonna be rubbish and anyone who really cares passionately about it should question what they're doing there in the first place. Are you there to watch the Wire or are you not?

BUT

Jedward are a high profile act and I do think it's quite impressive of the club to get them booked as it will definitely add a few to the gate. I listen to punk almost exclusively and I don't envisage Jedward fitting the bill for me. However as someone who's never seen them on telly but has obviously heard a lot about them I'm even mildly looking forward to seeing what all the fuss is about.

Your in for a real treat mate

We won't learning anything about these two comedians as it will simply be singing karaoke-style to backing tracks. Stay in the bar and come out when the rugby starts.