Up to a point I agree.

Can't really get a beat going to:

"Booooooooo"

or

"Matt King, you're a waste of money, stop stealing from us. Obviously a better way for me to show my displeasure to what I believe to be theft from us would be not to contribute to your wages, but that would mean I can't show up here, hide within a thousand faces and insult you in a way I would never have the balls to do face to face with you"

or

"We want our money back"

I think that could be the new song!

To the tune of anything, it is easy to fit into any tune...

"At least Turpin wore a mask
Turpin wore a maaaaask"

"Your just a young Ronnie Biggs, young Ronnie Biiiiiiigs."

can i sit down yet ?