Hoping to keep his job as coach of Woolpack Wolves long enough, that he'll be in charge at the much anticipated derby with the Malt Shovels Saints.

Nay, Mr Wilkes

Spot on. Granted it was an improvement on the past five weeks but some of our fans on here think you should get trophies for just competing nowadays.

Cheer up LTS ... please. There has to something you like at Wire or in life in general? Perhaps rugby is not your sport.

I do enjoy winding you up to be fair.

I thought you might? You have annoyed a few recently.
Have you ever played the wonderful game or jumped into a bath with 30 odd muddy blokes (mind you that is a different question.) Just answer the first one.

I'd believe that a lot more if it wasn't so obvious that you are the one getting wound up by the team's performances (or lack of)...

Oh no not the have you ever played the game card? I know plenty of ex players/pros/coaches and a fair few talk utter garbage about the game. I know a well respected scout (who also played to a decent level) he still prattles on about how Sam Tomkins is rubbish and always was. Luckily he’s not the scout for Warrington.

...and you ratti ... did you play, coach or ref.
It does help honestly. You would just not be so critical.

All 3. You mouth?

Sorry ratti ... don't understand "You mouth".

I always love it when someone comes out with the garbage, ‘have you ever played the game?’. It’s almost like you’re not allowed an opinion on something unless you’ve done it yourself. Incidentally, Daniel Anderson - never played the game - came over here and won the treble.

I'm guessing you have not. Of course you can have an opinion but to be so negative for many years when you've never played is a bit odd really & unfair on those you throw mud at.

I've played it. Not professionally but to the point I had trials for the town. And I think we're a load of sheeit.

I'm well past the point of being happy with what we get cause it's 'better' than where we were in 2002. I'm sick to the back teeth of the predictability of our seasons, of how things are gonna go when we play a team we should absolutely cane and end up embarassed. But getting up for it enough to challenge the top sides now and then. Watching us spiral and hoping we scrape into the playoffs, just to watch us crash out at the first hurdle.

I'm sick of being soft bellied and weak when it comes down to it. I want us to be ruthless. I want us to smack the ever loving crap out of a youngster from another team and make him think twice about continuing the ball up. Why aren't we hungry to win like Percival at Saints? He's a bell but he'll die for the cause. As I said there is only Ashton, Walker, Thewlis and Bullock right now doing that. Holroyd could join them, he has potential.

But until 1-26 are on the same page, we won't win anything. It really says something when the best aggression I see in our wh9le team (that stays on the right side of the line) comes from Ben bloody Currie.