There's no fooling us, we know that you're going to be there in the south stand with your "Super Ben Westwood" T-Shirt on...

Sat in work all day waitin worriedly for my weapons to come back on time for me to drive the 100 miles back to warrington and make the match. Got a funny feeling they will be late. i'd say 6 is my latest leaving time.
You never know they may surprise me and have them back by 3.

work at 8 - take a minibus full of asbo's to formby beach for the day - finish at 2:30 - pub til 4pm collect my kids, feed them, pack one off to gymnastics, drag the other onto the 6:20 bus to town, meet nephew then follow the crowd to the 'couldron' via the red lion/rodders.
Happy days............I hope

Work 9-4.30
Cycle home, walk the dog
Tea,
Pub,
HJ

Work
Drinking
Match/Drinking
More drinking

work unfortunatly, get home feet up watch the game at home with several beers and a few brandies...and then hopefully the final...not missing that for nowt...what ever happens its been one hell of a great season

bonus got the day off...so gonna mow the lawn take my son swimming lessons av a bit of tea then down a few beers and brandies..happy daze

Kings Head for 2 then onto the Barley Mow for tea at 4 with my girlfriend then back to KH after tea then the game watch the Mighty Wire win then party back in the KH then onto the Prince. happy days.

Work 6-12
wetherspoons for a couple
Home
FIFA 12
Tea
kings head
cheer on the wire
kings head
rodney

I was under the impression my identity here was a closely guarded secret. Anyhoo, Big Semi starts at the looking glass 12:30 onwards, l
couple of pimms with my caesar salad and tucked up watching the re-run on sky plus by 11.

Work 8 - 4 (I'll ask to take a shorter dinner and hopefully get a 3:30 finish)
Find out where Steve's big semi has got to
Start drinking and get a feed
Go to the ground around 7ish

Work till dinnertime/ or bored, whichever comes 1st
Read Racing Post
Go through the Longchamp and Ascot cards
Watch racing on atr
Watch a bit of smut on the internet
Have squabble with wife
Depart for marquis when she goes college..5.15 ish
Return home when pished/skint or bored.

Repeat for saturday and sunday.

Home from work at 1ish...
Cup of tea then maybe an hours kip.
Meet up with the rest of the gang for 1st of many beverages.
Tea somewhere in town probably Wetherspoons.
Rodney.
Game.

Afterwards back to Rodney for celebrations.
Or if the worst happens home in a sulk...

Setting off to Warrington about 11.00am tomorrow. Arrive in Stockton Heath at my sister's house about 1.00pm, try and keep calm until about 5.30pm which will probably followed by total oblivion.

Booked the night off work (as i was on 2-10) drive over to Chester to pick my kids up @ 4 drive back, leave daughter at my house while girlfriend will meet up with her, me and my lad off to the Pidgeons for a few games of pool my mates then appear with their offspring and away to the Southstand it is to make as much noise as we can. Taxi back and a takeaway then watch the match back whilst being under the influence (usually fall asleep on about 30 mins)

up

toilet for too long

rush to school to drop kids off

work

leave work fight crime on way home

go game

dance around southstand on way out needing a

go into town for shandies

try and get a knee trembler whilst i'm feeling on top of the world and super confident

Saturday

Think of decent excuse for not picking kids up from school.