can't make my mind up whether you're being sarcy or not

The golden dragon?

Isn't the golden dragon the one on the corner, if so it's not that one. It's on the opposite side.

Who would think a thread on chip shops would be so in depth!

It's called New Summer Palace. I never knew that!

Mike & Marthas or Sunrise

Thats the one.

I was being serious that there is a lot with that name, but probably not 10.

Does that answer your question?

Cantalever chippy is the dogs do daas..
Eh mate is this fish cooked,
yeah why,
Well its ate all the fookin chips..

It's a chippa, and Oli, there are two Greenwood Fryers, the one actually in Greenwood being the best.

"There's a worm in my Meat Pie"
"That's fat"
"It should be, it's eaten all the f'kin meat!"


BOOM! Stick that in your joke thread.

What part of Warrington do you come from? IT'S CHIPPER pronuonced chip-ohr!!!



Thanks for the recommendations - keep em' coming.

Can you blow into this bag sir?

Why I've not been drinking.

My chips are hot.......sorry it's the only chip joke Iv'e got.

I remember going into Charlies Chipper late when I was a kid living in Dallam and asking "Have you any chips left Charlie?" and when he said "yes" we said it's your own fault for making too many and then run off.

Get out of here. The standards of that chippy have gone down the sh[ii[/itter since they painted the pub white.

Top Taste on Orford lane make a chips and doner meat worthy of Zeus himself. The doner is almost as nice as the Charcoal's, whilst the chips are faf.