Yes as long as it says 1st class.

It's a bit like bank notes. No matter if they are legal tender or not the BoE will always honour the value, although in the case of old notes the bank profits greatly from the huge seigniorage.

Post of the decade?

I can round corners, and watch it at the same time.

You been whizzing in your dad's greenhouse again, monkeyman?

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

my soon to be father in law was on who wants to be a millionaire and won £64k

Crab sticks don't actually contain any crab.

Dr.Hook is not a qualified GP.

Smith and Wesson, the largest seller of hand guns in america, at one time also owned Mr Kipling's cake manufacturers

That's the last time he tests my prostate then.

all food products expire on a saturday

i gave my paper boy a £5 tip for christmas,he has now packed in,i was roused by a knock at the door at 7am by the new paper boy apologising for delivering the wrong paper when it was in fact the correct one.
paper boys are not made of paper.

Isn't it atchually 64% of all facts are made up?