It's not meant to be rational Lefty

I also hate the smell of chips when i'm NOT hungry

jeans half way down the ar2e
those jeans that make you look 'bow-legged' - ffs my legs are short and bowed as it is
drivers idicating WRONGLY at roundabouts
repetitive spitting in the same place
Health & safety
Jobsworths
Tele-sales/canvassing
Chris Evans
Midgies
Anyone who buys a case of Fosters
Being headbutted by my cat constantly when she's hungry
Lazy grammar
tbc............

iphone check-ins !!!!!!!!!

Adidas re issues not been that good.and every one wearing them makes them even worse.

haha the jobsworth security guard in Morrisons, you know the one? the one who looks like Max from Max and Paddy and marches about in his captains hat, puffing his chest out in between straightening the trolleys and re-arranging the baskets so they are all level (lol ive seen him do it)

I once watched in disbelief as he made a right show of this family in there who were in the queue with a good £150+ of shopping in there but he spotted their kid open the packet of sweets they were about to pay for so he dragged them out of the queue in front of everyone and embarrased them to the point where the poor woman was in tears !!! lol id have cracked him

Complete and utter tool !!!

He once followed me around the store because my lad opened a bottle of milkshake. We went to the magazine isle whilst my wife finished off the shopping and he stood at the end of the isle staring at us for about five minutes. I walked past him and we had a bit of a staring match.

What made it worse was my lad went and spilt a load of it in the floor and he had to go and get someone to clean it up.

Not read the rest of this thread thoroughly so apologies if repeating other irritations.

Peope who use 'Pay @ Pump' petrol pumps then go and pay at the kiosk whilst I sit there with a full tank of fuel, paid for at the pump, waiting for them to get back to their car.

People who, after paying for their fuel, spend several minutes in their car farting about with receipts, loyalty cards, radios, makeup, etc. Ideally the car should be already moving before the door is closed!

Loyalty Cards.

Oldies/Disabled drivers using Parent and Child parking bays, especially when there are available disabled bays, but they're further away from the supermarket doors.

Parking in a space comfortabley big enough for two, but parking slap bang in the middle so nobody else can park there.

Somebody mentioned bag packing kids. Couple of years ago my local Morrisons had kids packing bags on Christmas Eve!

Halloween. I spend 364 days of the year telling my kids not to talk to strangers or accept sweets from people in the street but for one night of the year I'm supposed to encourage them to do it.

Cyclists ignoring traffic lights because they clearly don't apply to cyclists.

Cyclists complaining about motorists (especially after being hit by a motorist at the lights).

Teenage 'nobs' who walk down the middle of our road even when a car is waiting to get by because they are so 'ard. I really feel like testing which is 'arder - the teenage scrote or my bumper.

Doctors receptionists. Just how long do they need to go to medical school to establish if you're urgent or not by the sound of your voice over the phone. "Can give you an appointment next Thursday" - "To be honest love I was hoping I'd be feeling better by then".

To, Too and Two.

There, Their and They're.

People posting on a thread on a forum without reading everyone elses posts to see if they're just repeating what somebody else has said.

Quantitative easing. Isn't that just cheating?

'British' tennis players !

That annoying script that ASDA now have for their checkout staff, the same everytime.

"Thanks for waiting, would you like any help with your packing?"

I feel like saying No there was 1 person ahead of me so I didn't really wait and I only have a few items, I'm only here as the self service is busy.

Cleaners who just walk in the Gents Toilets to clean them while you are having a pee,Would nt mind if they were Fit..

the p.c brigade
health and safety goons
people who jump red lights
the royal family
any one in uniform that turns them into little hitlers
pillocks that walk round in shorts and tee shirts when its ing down
my place of work

They do open it when it's busy. If any checkout past checkout '33' is open, it has to be open, health and safety. If not, they won't open it as they won't pay for security to stand at that door, tight sods.

People who are unwilling to learn anything - I hate them. People who go to Tesco, buy a mobile and ask the person at the desk to set it up for them because they're no good with technology. Get good at it you thick idiots, half of it is common sense but you con yourselves into believing you can't put a battery and/or sim card in a phone. Not only that, but people will say things like "Is my credit on it?" and "Are my numbers still saved?", and if the person says no, or the person says "YOU have to save your old numbers to your sim and then put it in the phone", they then fret in absolute disgust as though it's expected that everything is perfect.