Well if that’s true why do we have to wait till then, is he being paid in Cadbury’s cream eggs

Very bunny Karetaker

That sounds an eggsessive long time to wait

(Sorry !)

Looks like the club have shelled out again then.

Sounds an eggstrsvagant signing

It could be they just egging us on or are they scrambling around to get the eggs all in the right place before the announcement

Egg on your face if he doesn’t!

never has someone typed something, without having even the slightest bit of evidence or knowledge about RL injuries and playing style as this.

Whats the injury increase percentage on running over the top of someone then?

twisted ankle as you stomp over the top of their flaccid torso?

please expand.

[iSP - Ok Ben, we have been looking at these recent games and we think you have been playing very well
BMM - thanks Boss
SP - However, we do have ONE small criticism of your game
BMM - Ok boss im listening
SP - could you stop running into people so hard please, we think it might be causing you to get injured
BMM - errrmmm..... so you want me to run into them softer?
SP - yes, that would be great[/i

Agree with this would be nice if he didn’t get injured from running into people

If he has signed on for another 2 years what would be the need to not announce it until Easter? Seems a bit suspect that to be honest.

Stalling gives exposure as it gets people talking and posting...is he/isn't he. A rumour fest and Wire all over the social media and trade press.