I know several people who have gone very quiet after sucking their teeth regarding Matt King "I had that, took me 18 months ..."

The news says the common drug of choice is Charlie Sheen, but you can't buy a bag anywhere.

Lord Voldemort DID cut his nose off to spite his face. It's just everyone is scared to tell him.

More people left the WCC early that attended the Saturday televised game.

Mr Abramovich learned that there's no returns policy on faulty goods bought in the January sales.

I was startled by how much joy I got from Sam T blubbing.

There is a Czechoslovakian rugby league competition, and there is a team called the mad red squirrels.

They are now my second favourite team.

I dont look good in womens clothes.

When management tell you that "It's just a re-organisation, there will be no job losses", they're telling porkies.

Jammer has got the biggest titty lip in the whole wide world.

Briers is ace (still !)

It's possible to walk away from a rugby league ground with a 20 ft x 10 ft scoreboard weighing 1/2 a ton quite easily.

They are of course sponsored by Eric France, scrap dealer. Might just be worth a look.

some people think Day v Lately was a real DJ from the early 90's trance scene.

he is hes the son of the late JR Hartley

Well, if he isn't that actor is rubbish.

Anyway, if you wanted some random song from years ago I've got one word for you - iTunes. Or, illegal downloads. Either way it's got to be easier than wandering around the maggot ridden cess pit that is the East End of London.

Al-Saadi al-Gaddafi (Son of the Colnel Gaddafi) Played in Serie A for Udinese

S.A Taxi drivers shoot each other

Brett Morris is a heck of a lot faster than I realised

Michael Weyman is a polite man

St Helens and Widnes smell the same

Gaddafi's other son is called Saif

innit blood

1. Watching Nick Jr with the kids is bearable when that bird from Dancing On Ice is presenting.
2. They cannot build the second Widnes/Runcorn bridge fast enough, the traffic in the morning is a joke!!!
3. No-one watches the RL varsity match.

Shopping in the club shop is not as bad as some people on here describe.

If Widnes turn the lights out in the toilets and replaced them with strobe lamps, it would resemble Mr Smiths with the amount of smoke and angry little emotional teenagers

You can get a sicknote for a made up illness in Salford, just while 'the heat dies down'

My one armed, 22 stone postman is better at defending kicks than Kevin Penny

Karl Pryce isn't actually dead, and could actually earn a pay cheque this week! Honest, I'm not making that one up!

Rhys Evans needs to apply sun tan lotion before going out under floodlights... Maybe he had black skin in the 90's and had a pet rat called Ben?

(already knew this, it's just been re-confirmed) Phil Clarke talks utter bobins and seems to know as much about Rugby League as the cask of Glee