Brilliant.

"Can I have chips, fried rice & curry please .."

[i"Yeah sure, be five mins, just waiting for chips."[/i

"No worries, I'll just nip upstairs and get a nosh."

[i"Cool, that'll be two-sixty love."[/i

Was that the one where you had to ask for "Lobster and Chips"?

LOL. Brings a whole new meaning to fanny batter.

hahaha quality pal, two sixty to, thats a cracking price.
Luv the word "nosh" can be used by child or man with little offence.

£2.60, That doesn't include the nosh, sadly.

I found the whole experience quite confusing to be honest. One minute, I'm ordering chips, fishcake, large peas, then I'm bundled upstairs, I'm still in chippy mode me like, I ask for sex, she says

[i"How do you want it ... ?"[/i

"Half & half .." I reply.

Black and white ?

I went with front bum, back bum.

Chips were quality too, travelled well - back to ranch. Plenty of salt, not soggy. Would recommend.

You don't get reviews like this on 'Onionring'.

I like it pal, keep these reviews up, hopefully you can introduce a "free bottle of wine with this voucher" soon, just liek onionring.

'Free Bottle Of Wine & A Finger of Fudge' with this voucher.

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Root beer just came out of my nose then. I think this post could be the highlight of my day.

I was told by a male friend that a certain computer shop on Orford Lane is a front for a house of ill repute, noticed my wide-eyed look narrowing in his direction and hurriedly said he wasn't dead sure, like, followed by some frantic conversation padding.

Can anyone confirm or deny this? Or have a mate of a mate that might sort of know, obviously...

[i[size=75NB If anyone here owns said computer shop on Orford Lane which is genuinely a computer shop, don't shout at me, I'm just passing what I heard. [/size[/i

could have a knocking shop thread on its own.couple in Bewsey spring to mind (but not connected to chippies).

Would be a quality thread indeed, and usefull for the "aftermatch" celebration/comiseration shinanigans for wembley. Is that thai restaurant near the imperial pub in bewsey a "fun" place also ?