LOL. I think that was Murph commenting on a CC final originally. Maybe the subject was schizophrenic

'Chile have 3 options - they could win or they could lose.'

Kevin Keegan. Again.

Johnothan Davis- Is that what my career has come down to being a ball bag holder

chris kamara at his best
"neil baker is standing on the touchline with his hands in his tracksuit bottoms scratching his head"

Big Ron

'He's lightning slow'

Not really a Colemanball but..

I was in my car a while back listening to Warrington play someone on Radio Merseyside; Ray French was commentating. My wife and Mother in law in the car.

My mother in law asked, 'What does he meen feleebrious, he says Warrington allways look feleebrious?'

No dear Warrington look for Lee Briers.

Made me laugh anyway, I'll get me coat.

My wife


at Alton towers when we were leaving (first time she'd been)


heading for the monorail to the car park said

"Memorial service? why we going to a memorial service?"


read it again love.


laughed all the way home

Eddie Hemmings during Friday nights commentary:

"It looked like a forward pass.............that's why I thought it was a knock on!"

my mates missus used to think that the pub in town was called the "Briers Bar" not Breeze