Guys - this is probably the funniest thread I've read on here for a long time.
My wife has just asked 'what's so funny?'
I've had to try to explain how Hattie Jacques and Kim Kardashian end up in tread about Warrington coaches......

Priceless.

(Pun wasn't intended, but I'll claim it

May I insert Diane Keen from Cuckoo Waltz into this conversation?

Didn't Hattie give husband John Le Mesurier a bit of hard time in the physical stakes? Not my cup of tea no wonder Sargeant Wilson had a daliance with Mrs Pike

If it was "Antiques Road Trip" on the TV then we'd be venturing into perfect woman territory.

I thought your name was made in honour of Charlie Winslade so I assumed you were one of the forum elders

Yeah but probably that's part of a "brand partnership" with Wotsits and Harveys Bristol Cream and she would be getting you to take the pictures for her instagram. #datenight #cheesytip #creamy

Oh the lovely Audrey. Utter class and grace and delicate beauty. A proper girl who I'm sure never visited a Greggs, wore grey stained jogging bottoms, had the names of her offspring and her nana tattoed on various unpleasant patches of flesh and feel the need to cake herself in so much make up you'd need a trowel to apply it.

How I'd have loved to slap Henry Higgins in the face in "My Fair Lady" and whisk Aud off to erm protect her.

I'll throw Sharon Tate into the mix, god bless her and Tiswas' very own Sally James. Sell your junk on Noel Edmonds multi-coloured swop shop if you want, my youth was spent praying an errant custard pie copped Sally square in the funbags and unleased a tsunami of hormones.

2 words “LEATHER WAISTCOAT”!

Jenny Agutter in Walkabout (she was 19).

Quality Captain but better as Jessica 6 in Logans Run imo

My dad liked Jane Fonda in Barbarella. Well,I think he liked her in anything to be honest........ in fact if I am brutally honest, I think he would have preferred her in nothing at all.

Back on topic Wane rumours gathering pace on Twitter.