'Have a nice day'
Petrol prices - just been increased by 25% in Qatar (now is ~18p a litre)
Obsessive Sky News coverage
Comb-overs
Blokes with mail-order brides
Tennis fans, that are fans during Wimbledon only.
Yawnion fans that are fans during 6 nations only.

that yorkshire advert for plusnet broadband.

"when i say yorkshire... what comes to mind? thats right.. super quality broadband, yorkshire pudding and heaven 17"

actually NO

the correct answer is the yorkshire ripper, jeffery boycott and inbreeding.

True story time

When that advert came on, my wife who is originally from Chesterfield (which is commonly mistaken for South Yorkshire) said

Tight barstewards, brass bands and inbreeding

Things that used to drive me crazy and extremely annoy me:

Celebrities
Reality television
Alan Carr
Russell Brand
Ricky Gervais
Cliques
Drivers with no consideration for others
People who turn into jibbering morons when within sight of a television camera
People who delete you off Facebook/ignore you completely without giving you a reason why
The M62
Traffic jams
People who take advantage of someones good nature
ABC/NBC/CBS Television
Radio 1 (especially Moyles & Mills)
Pete Pinnington
Radio Breakfast Shows (less garbage chat/games and more music please)
Go Compare adverts
Jonathan Ross
Gordon Ramsey
Soaps (and people who think they are real)
Rugby Union
Jim White
Lottery winners (always seems to either be OAP's, chavs or syndicates)
Citrix Servers
Keyboard warriors
Lack of Rugby League coverage in newspapers
Ryan Bailey
Having to deal with whinging, complaining southerners in work
The horrificly bad UK version of Pardon The Interrpution (Steve Bunce and Mark Chapman v Tony Reali, Tim Cowlishaw, Woody Paige = no contest)
Sidney Crosby
Dallas Cowboys
Gethin Jones (for going out with Katherine Jenkins)
The ARL Board
The BDO v PDC debate
Peter Kay

Now, I'm that laid back I'm practically horizontal.

Workers in shops who always say "Do you need any help?" If I needed help then I'd ask for it!
People who quit on Fifa 11 when they're losing...

Deep breath...

Piers Morgan
'New comedy' (Particularly James Corden)
Loose Women
People who read magazines to find out what's going to happen in said Soap Opera but then goes on to watch it anyway
Misuse of apostrophes
People who buy every Apple product because they think it'll make them cooler
Adrian Chiles
Smokers
'Characters'
Jim Beglin
People who don't indicate at roundabouts
People who turn up to a shop at 5:55 when it closes at 6
The GEZtapo
People who go to Ibiza to 'rave'
People who order frappe latte macchiatos or whatever the hell they are... You're from Shorpe, not Milan.
People who dress-up dogs
Orange people (Sunbed induced)
Children in Restaurants, or anywhere really...
Traffic lights at night
Getting on the train to Warrington from Manchester and then realising it stops at Trafford Park/Chassen Road etc.
The south
50mph speed restrictions on the motorway
Richard Hammond

oh oh oh i forgot this

Can't believe i forgot this

MY BIGGEST GRIPE EVER

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Yed, how would you define irony?

Fe- Y

One that popped up at the game tonight :

People who go to the game, and don't actually watch! They just mess around all game and irritate others, why pay money to go if you're not going to watch the game?

1 that I don't think that's been mentioned, blokes who use the toilets for a p!ss when there's plenty of cubicle's free! what's all that about?

Only got to page 4 so didnt read all of this so this may have been listed already, the one thing that really really gets on my tits are people who wear jeans half way round there thinking it looks good. FFS Geordie please don't start doing it

Had nt really thought about that before!!