Nowt wrong with Diana Dors WITH timber, too
Liz Fraser in Carry on Regardless ♥️
You know the scene

As it's Halloween I'll throw in Elisabeth Montgomery from Bewitched

Liz Hurley now, aged 55 and gorgeous

I’m not commenting on women younger than me!

Hattie Jaques a whole lot of woman and could probably play prop too

Now that Boudicca, she were dead fit.

Struggling to recall Amanda Burrows, RD, but on the same page Emma Peel and Carry on Cleo.

I will be 30 next month so I had to do a fair bit of googling of the eye candy, but by my calculations I reckon that most people on this forum must be in a care home.

Except Captain Hook who dabbles in necromancy (shame on you)

Bless you for going with “necromancy” and not the alternative “necro”.

30? You poor sod. None of the splendid ladies mentioned here deserve to be associated with the umpa-lumpa hued, tattoed, jogging bottom fraternity that passes as glamourous these days. You've missed out mate.

I'm not in a care home, but when I am my collection of Valerie Leon and Veronica Carlson postcards will be coming with me.

You coffin dodgers are really missing out. How about Kim Kardashian ? Here is one of her better quotes

"The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV and drinking a glass of Harveys Bristol Cream"


And she has some serious rear, real estate to boot.

Young upstart, my capacity is far from in danger of being removed!

Victoria Principal
Nuff said

Audrey Hepburn, particularly in Breakfast At Tiffanys.

Guys - this is probably the funniest thread I've read on here for a long time.
My wife has just asked 'what's so funny?'
I've had to try to explain how Hattie Jacques and Kim Kardashian end up in tread about Warrington coaches......

Priceless.

(Pun wasn't intended, but I'll claim it