they need to do their job but they could choose a better time, yes after a big game is probably the best to catch people out but let the lads spend some time together. as the drug tester said even if they have to sit in the dressing room while they celebrate.

As if we'd have needed performance enhancing drugs to beat Widnes...

Did anybody mention to the testers that hock plays for wigan not wire

Assuming its a urine sample like getting blood out of a stone I shouild think after running around in 100 degrees for 80 mins!!

I think Patrick Ah Van is on something...

stilts?

Lead boots

A wind-up?

the bench?

plane home?

Beta Blockers

I think that's what Bill Werbinuik(sp) used to keep him steady.

He also used to sink about a dozen or more pints

Ah Van could do with both, just to speed him up

To be honest, it's something we have to live with.
If we want a clean sport, we have to live a few inconveniences.
What do we want. Somebody has to wee in a bottle and misses some cheering with his mates, or cheats prospering.

Ah Van is on something. A rugby pitch. Under false pretenses

Patrick Ah-Van is on...

...an episode of faking it?
...his last legs?
...fiiiirrrre?
...it, come on and, get down on it?
...the left side of creation and the only explanation I can find?
...and on on on say a whip wop dee dop a scooby do, guess what America I love you?

That was class.

his future is bright.....


P.A VAN RENTAL