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| 1) If we don't start well the main topic of discussion on here will be . Should Smith go, What position is best for Gidley and Ratch, Why isn't Penny playing ?.
2) If we lose to Huddersfield even once we will be trolled even worse than last year on here.
3) In the week leading up to the Saints game Saddened will be on here constantly telling us how we can turn up in blindfolds and still Tonk Saints, He will then return after Wire blow it again telling us we just didn't have the belief ,or words to that effect.
4) We will lose to Widnes at least once.
Feel free to add your own.
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| Widnes fans will sing to us its "always your year" with some real gusto. ...despite them being ...again
Salford fans will sing to us "you scouse s"..
And we will sing that to saints. ...
Sam Tomkins will be a nob....
And We'll love it if Ryan Bailey gives him a cheap one. .
Eddie and stevo will talk ..As will Phil Clarke.
Someone from a Yorkshire team will pump a team mates wife. ...
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| Hill and Sims get season-ending injuries against Leeds on the first night, Roy returns as emergency cover.
Leigh make ambitious bids to purchase James Roby, Jonathan Thurston and Brian Bevan.
Ryan Bailey gets a tattoo of the Isis flag and kidnaps Niall Evalds, receives two-game ban.
Rangi Chase ploughs his car into Gareth Hock's conservatory after a four month bender.
Hull FC and Hull KR merge to form Hull Fingston Covers.
Wakefield announce they will leave Belle Vue due to high rents and will instead play in a new underground stadium on the Castleford border.
Roy finishes as runner up to Jordan Tansey as the Man of Steel and is handed a new five-year deal.
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| Eddie and Stevo will say the name 'Kevin Sinfield' at least ten times during the first ten minutes of our game at Headingley.
We will not win both of our Easter fixtures.
Joel will score a hatrick at the HJ.
Roby, O'Loughlin and Tomkins will be named in the dream team. Nailed on.
Jamie Peacock will be named in the dream team too despite having retired.
We will have a legitimate try ruled out by the video ref after 37 replays.
A similar try will be rewarded a week later.
More legal action at Salford.
More attention seeking tweets from Koukash.
The middle 8's will be dominated by the SL teams again.
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| Loads of people will write 'Tompkins';
Loads of people will write 'Burrows';
Loads of people will write 'Clarke';
Loads of people will say we shouldn't 'loose' against whoever;
Loads of people will complain why the club didn't tie Mitch Dodds up to a long term contract;
We will witness the irony of a load of Wiganers chanting 'you fat b*stard' about someone or other;
Kevin Penny will be blamed for ALL tries down his wing;
Tony Smith will be praised for wins/Rich Agar demonised for defeats;
At the first sign of more than a single player out through injury Jon Clarke will regain the 'scapegoat' mantle.
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| Quote: Kevin Turvey "Loads of people will write 'Tompkins';
Loads of people will write 'Burrows';
Loads of people will write 'Clarke';
Loads of people will say we shouldn't 'loose' against whoever;
Loads of people will complain why the club didn't tie Mitch Dodds up to a long term contract;
We will witness the irony of a load of Wiganers chanting 'you fat b*stard' about someone or other;
Kevin Penny will be blamed for ALL tries down his wing;
Tony Smith will be praised for wins/Rich Agar demonised for defeats;
At the first sign of more than a single player out through injury Jon Clarke will regain the 'scapegoat' mantle.'"
I like Tompkins, Burrows and Clarke great players.
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| Someone on our board (Leeds) around April/May time will claim that Clark is going to join Leeds next season. When doubted they'll get angry claiming they've heard it from a "Reliable Source[sizeTM[/size". Then when it doesn't happen they'll blame it on the club that an 11th hour issue prevented it from happening instead of accepting that their "Reliable Source[sizeTM[/size" isn't very reliable at all.
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| "I loving hate Sky....I'm working that night......can't get a babysitter.....it's my nan's birthday....don't they realise it's all about me"
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| The poorly kids from the children's ward at Warrington general will pay Gary Wheeler a visit to give him easter eggs.
Super Sam will miss 5 months of the season but will still make it into the dream team
Slammin Sam will lead England to 4 nations victory and win 2 tests against the aussies for the first time in 40odd years and will be named BBC SPOTY beating some darts and snooker players (the 2 remaining sports the BBC shows)
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| Someone will say 'It's our year' and I will die of embarrassment
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| all the deficiencies of the players we forget in the off season will be back after the first loss:
Sims can't break a tackle
One hand Ratchford
Westwood is now past it
Currie is work shy
Russell is a biscuit
Clark is a shadow of MoS
and now we can add
Lineham can't tackle
Dodds is too slow
Westerman has one good game in 10
Gidley was one year too many
Jack Hughes can't pass
Thug Bailey is passed it
Hooray for 2016
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| We'll have a disastrous Easter
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| "We need time to gel" will be the phrase of choice to describe any poor performances.
Continual over the top criticism of Atkins.
Aspirations will steadily drop from top, to top 2, top 4, and "if we can win the last 5 games"
Wild oscillating opinions from "we are garbage" to "we are brilliant"
Falling out, bickering, name calling, insults, personal abuse and mock outrage as per usual.
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| "We still haven't got a halfback pairing"
"We shouldn't have got rid of Myler / O'Brien"
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| We will score off every charge down . . .
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