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| There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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| The girl is on fire..............
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| That was the wrong comment to make after today's events. I apologise
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| Q: What do SMART Blondes and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but never see them.
haha i like blonde jokes
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42312_1283365289.jpg Never get too cocky
[quote="Beeston_Loiner":1v23w920]I'll go for Warrington are SH1T3! and Leeds are gonna make 'em look silly like we do to all the Pretenders in Finals..... 64th Minute when the Pressure starts to tell on the Useless TW@!
Bring on the Final![/quote:1v23w920]
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| Quote: wearethewire "Q
You probably don't get half of them
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| A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.
Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?"
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| Blonde in stupidity thread shocker.........put that in you sig.
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| Quote: WersYourMylerGone "You probably don't get half of them
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday!
i'm on a roll
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| Quote: Dyson "Blonde in stupidity thread shocker.........put that in you sig.'"
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| Sickipedia?
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| I have reached the wall of fame
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| Only the priveliged get there lol
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| A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little on your knee."
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| A Yorkshireman's dog dies, and to commemorate it, he goes to a trophy maker and asks him to build him a gold statue of the dog.
The trophy maker says:
"Do you want it to be eighteen carat?"
The Yorkshireman, exasperated, replies:
"Naw, I want it chewin' t' bone, tha' daft bugger!"
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| lol got it the second time when i read it in a yorkshire accent out loud
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