..a bottle of mineral water - Dominique Payroux. They apparently had to temporarily close Manchester Airport as fans flocked to see the new messiah.

Apparently NZ Warriors had to sell him because they couldn't afford to print his squad number on his shirt-576894325562387.

Little bit paranoid aren't we ???

Thread on Wire's board because Saints are taking a punt on a backup 3/4 - something we're desperately short of

I would have thought, as you are supposed to be "smarter than the average bear", that you might have guessed that any Saints current commentary on here is a bit of a reaction to recent enlightening visits from members of your entertaining board regarding our own forays into the market.

Quality

Same reason Parramatta had to release Sandow. Not only a massive flop on huge money but the extra money they was investing on his xxxxxxxl shorts order was unreal. Fattest ar@e in RL. You've just signed a fatter version of Dennis Moran on huge money. Let that sink in.

Do we have a smiley of a pram with a dummy being thrown from it?

If only we could sign a slim superstar half like Walsh

He's 4th on this year's Dally M list! I don't care how fat his is. You need to watch the rugby instead of men's backsides.

Could be the best SL signing of recent times, someone who I thought would be out of reach until his 30s. The 1st marquee signing? Good business by the Wire

Come too late for This years SL would he be eligible for the cup final if you get there.

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No doubt Sandow can be devastating, but another disorganised runner at half back may not be what was needed at wire. Will be interesting to see how he goes, when is his debut likely to be? Exciting player.

As for Peyreux, random squad player punt but given we can go top of sl tonight maybe or need isn't as great as yours for a big name just now.

There is a little bit of a "SALFORD" approach to signing players these days at the Wire, Sandow a great player when his head is right but a non entity according to the NRL when things don,t go his way.

As for our signing of Dominiqe more of a squad stocking filler than a grand marquee, not top end mineral water quality probably more Dandelion and Burdock.

I can't wait to turn saints over at langtree park ,,,, bring it on

From someone who supports a team that signed Michael Smith from Castleford, it's probably not wise to criticize others. That guy's backside was so big, it had it's own county name.