Just for a bit of fun

Ponder this: -
 
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. 

 One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). 

 The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. 

 Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. 

 A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. 

 There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
  
 Women blink twice as often as men. 

 The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
  
 Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. 

 If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. 

 Women reading this will be finished now. 

 Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

you can't say Penis, its a family forum

I've either got short thumbs .

Or

Very wishful thinking

Here's my thumb, any girls interested give me a PM

My thumbs appeared in the film Even Cowgirls Get The Blues

Did you know...

The 'rule of thumb' has been said to derive from the belief that English law allowed a man to beat his wife with a stick so long as it is was no thicker than his thumb....



Now do I prefer a man with a larger thumb or a smaller thumb...

Just depends on whether you like a good beating or not I suppose

My Thumb's up.



















Sorry couldn't resist.

OK, this thumb thing

- can I include my fingernail if it protrudes beyond the flesh ??
- where is the base of the thumb from which the measurement is commenced ?? (can I go down to the wrist so as to give me a meaningful outcome ?)

Which brings me onto the subject of how do you measure the corresponding appendage ?? There are several starting points, which one do you use ?? Always confused on this one !!

start from the sack and work up.

Is the ultimate end of the the thumb the shoulder joint?

I've spent far too long this morning thinking about this!! The men in the office are a bit perplexed as to why I asked them to hold their hands up.....

Wolfette is to blame.

Why not just measure the real thing?

Was that you in the BBC Sport quotes of the week?

That penis thing is true

Kind regards

Ian [Kenny Everett Hands 77

I heard something similar, ponder this one.

If you do an L shape with your thumb and index finger almost like your pointing a gun, the length from the tip of your thumb to the tip of the index finger is well you know the rest.

Yes that was her...she gets everywhere..

Because I'd get the sack, they frown on stuff like that here.

And yes sir, t'was me indeed. Well spotted, eagle eyes!

Those rumours are unfounded.

You should have gone into nursing...

No doubt helped by her twin sister who stands at the back of the South stand. I don't care what people say, it WAS her

I heard those massive foam fingers were originally cast from you.

My wife sucks her thumb, I think it's a childhood thing missing her dummy etc. She's not keen on sucking things that are three times bigger.