warrington can beat st helens

Saints will score less tries and possibly not as many games now they're missing cunningham's barge

The albert goldthorpe rankings seen like a bit of a con

We're expanding the stadium

Some women have computers in the kitchen, or at least mobile internet (but no sense of humour)

Salford's coaching staff is low on numbers

They DON'T always give you antibiotics for an abcess.

Daryl goulding is a bit .

Big issue salesmen need to learn more about competitive spacing on a busy street.

Eastmond is rubbish.

So are Wigan ... They couldn`t even beat a side that had flown half way round the world and hadn`t played a competetive game, they had home advantage, they had the ultras backing them and they still lost.

I still don't have a maserati

RU will eventually eat all RL has to offer

Having a moustache sucks

My horse is too high

The Irish play cricket

My kittens are little poophouses

CK ONE doesn't mask cat pee

St George Illawara are apparently unbeatable because Wigan couldn't beat them

JWP isn't dead

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit (what sarcasm has to do with a crusaders half backs form love knows)?

And I wouldn't be bothered if Matt King left at the end of the season........as long as we replaced him with Brett Morris....like thats gonna happen

Susanna Reid likes to be spanked, whilst wearing very little

Singing is the lowest form of communication - Homer Simpson

Don`t let the Wigan fans know that, just play it down

I've learned that Saints fans apparently cba to pay £4 to get to Widnes but have no problem paying £40 on booze and watching it in the pub.

As soon as Wigan lose a game that they've been bigging up for months, it is deemed a "friendly"

JD rocket should never try to argue with Sally.

I know several people who have gone very quiet after sucking their teeth regarding Matt King "I had that, took me 18 months ..."

The news says the common drug of choice is Charlie Sheen, but you can't buy a bag anywhere.

Lord Voldemort DID cut his nose off to spite his face. It's just everyone is scared to tell him.

More people left the WCC early that attended the Saturday televised game.

Mr Abramovich learned that there's no returns policy on faulty goods bought in the January sales.

I was startled by how much joy I got from Sam T blubbing.

There is a Czechoslovakian rugby league competition, and there is a team called the mad red squirrels.

They are now my second favourite team.

I dont look good in womens clothes.