Just wondering if any of you lot are on Twitter, and whether there is a Twibe for Wire fans?

i twitter davidbirch if you wish to follow my actions

Ive never even visited the place, what's it all about

Is it any cop, Betty? I keep getting invites from you but ultimately I don't know if I can be bothered with anything else, I'm happy enough with Facebook.

I'm the same, don't think I can be bothered with both.

You'd be good JWP on Twitter. I can imagine your updates now.

"Sat upstairs eating wotsits and obsessing about my bits again"

If you're thinking about one, you're thinking about the other, they are quite similar.

Similar in what way? Size or pungency for you?

Facebook is so last year

Size, one thing it is, is clean. Smelly willies are bad.

I'm a grower not a show-er.

You know the horrible stuff you get off Wotsits, the orangey crispy bits on your hands, is that what happens when you itch your nose ?

i think if you get a lot of friends its pretty similar to facebook apart from no poking and all the games/applications.

i enjoy following famous people like Jimmy & Alan Carr, Jason Manford etc and seeing what the rich and famous get up too

in simple terms, if your a nosy bugger like me its great. I like them both.

LOL. Alas it is true.

Seriously I really don't know where this false tan thing has come from. It's pure fantasy and make believe, a bit like your love life (excluding your hula hoop shenanigans).

I bet your fans with loads of Liverpool players on Facebook.

no mate, most of the famous people on facebook are not real, i am fans of Meena from Shameless, she is damn hot

I'm not sure. Perhaps it stems from your TV appearance when you looked like Jodie Marsh.