All I can see is a brassiere.

So you either were a bra or lilac.

The clubs home woke!

Funny you should say that, I presume you usually have a straw in each nostril as well.

Been a few down the years I have liked, hard to nail an absolute favourite but this current selection does nothing for me. I can see some like them it’s all a matter of opinion and my opinion is what I have already said.

That's a teh-wibble image to shift from my mind.

Have you tried ringing them?

OK, I asked for this!