Quote: The Speculator "He looks like a painter and decorator who has wandered into the stadium by accident. I hope he proves me wrong, but frankly, with that background, I would be amazed if he ever plays a first team game for us. Luther Burrell was at least a good RU player, but he was out of his depth in league. I suspect that about two years from now, there will be a 'whatever happened to that lad we signed from RU Sevens?' thread on here.'"
'I've finished the painting Mr Burgess - navigating around the dado rail was pretty tricky and those skirting boards were a bit of an issue but all done - here's the invoice'
'Sorry son not got my wallet on me - 2 year rugby playing contract suffice?'