I ddunno what the average grand final team brings, but we'd sell our allocation out if it was played on the moon, son.

Could you also make a planning request for car parking that isn't run by the criminal underworld?

AND ask for sufficient leg room in the Stretford End for anyone over 4'10"

I couldn’t care less who wins.

However. It would carry move gravitas if it were the SL champions that get beaten in Las Vegas.

Now we are on the day of the game, I can't stand the thought of Peet, with his painted-on hair and perma-smirk, coming out on top. Especially as he would write a patronising letter to every one of the Hull KR players' mums afterwards thanking them for raising their son (with mini bottle of Loch Lomond whisky).

So it's Hull KR for me. But I'd enjoy it much more if Lewis got sent off for something egregious.

His smirk was absent when we put 40 points on them but agree - especially the painted on hair.